Oh my god, Mr Nandor. We are so incredibly sorry that we have permanently banned you, and I personally believe that you should be unbanned solely due to your most significant stature, and that if you're gone, who the hell will streamline the NEXT generation!?
Once again I offer my utmost apology to you and your feelings, due to the fact that they have been so damaged due to this abhorrent decision made by one of our staff members. I hope that you will get the counselling that you need to help you through this trying time.