The Beghemot

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Plus, just cause you are asked, this doesn't entitle you to break server rules / not being subjected to RP/IC consequences.

Now hear this:

Consider the following message as an apology for my rude behaviour. From now on, any time I would to a joke, funny or not, I will add the following sentence ("For legal reasons, this is a joke") in order to avoid further confusion. I would encourage all of ya to do so to avoid triggering any snowflakes around you. The last thing you want is to have a bunch of random people with which you never/barely interact waste several minutes of their time writing/saying stuff because you slightly trigger them and can not recognize a joke (a bad one, sure).

I would like to say to all the snowflakes/small boys that I ever insulted/triggered while present in the server/community that I do not give a shit about you
For legal reasons, this is a joke.

See? It works! Anyway, I would like to say to all the snowflakes/small kids that I ever insulted/triggered while present in the server/community that I am sorry.

I would have never imagined that I would have to write the following message but I did forgor that we live in a society where people will get offended for anything. Horror mangaka Junji Ito wrote a small story about this entitled "Dissolving classroom", highly recommend that. It tells about 2 siblings, a pesky little girl and her extremely polite big brother. You primarily follow the big brother who constantly apologies for the rude behaviour of the little sister and for other very stupid stuff (e.g. he apologies for several minutes to the whole class because he dropped his pencil). Little do people know, the more he apologies the faster will have their brains and bodies melt. Literally. I won't spoil the full story nor the reveal as I would love to have you all read it.
There are other great works by Junji Ito, feel free to DM me to know more!
Have a nice day!

Now hear this:

Consider the following message as an apology for my rude behaviour. From now on, any time I would to a joke, funny or not, I will add the following sentence ("For legal reasons, this is a joke") in order to avoid further confusion. I would encourage all of ya to do so to avoid triggering any snowflakes around you. The last thing you want is to have a bunch of random people with which you never/barely interact waste several minutes of their time writing/saying stuff because you slightly trigger them and can not recognize a joke (a bad one, sure).

I would like to say to all the snowflakes/small boys that I ever insulted/triggered while present in the server/community that I do not give a shit about you
For legal reasons, this is a joke.

See? It works! Anyway, I would like to say to all the snowflakes/small kids that I ever insulted/triggered while present in the server/community that I am sorry.

I would have never imagined that I would have to write the following message but I did forgor that we live in a society where people will get offended for anything. Horror mangaka Junji Ito wrote a small story about this entitled "Dissolving classroom", highly recommend that. It tells about 2 siblings, a pesky little girl and her extremely polite big brother. You primarily follow the big brother who constantly apologies for the rude behaviour of the little sister and for other very stupid stuff (e.g. he apologies for several minutes to the whole class because he dropped his pencil). Little do people know, the more he apologies the faster will have their brains and bodies melt. Literally. I won't spoil the full story nor the reveal as I would love to have you all read it.
There are other great works by Junji Ito, feel free to DM me to know more!
Have a nice day!

Now hear this:

Consider the following message as an apology for my rude behaviour. From now on, any time I would to a joke, funny or not, I will add the following sentence ("For legal reasons, this is a joke") in order to avoid further confusion. I would encourage all of ya to do so to avoid triggering any snowflakes around you. The last thing you want is to have a bunch of random people with which you never/barely interact waste several minutes of their time writing/saying stuff because you slightly trigger them and can not recognize a joke (a bad one, sure).

I would like to say to all the snowflakes/small boys that I ever insulted/triggered while present in the server/community that I do not give a shit about you
For legal reasons, this is a joke.

See? It works! Anyway, I would like to say to all the snowflakes/small kids that I ever insulted/triggered while present in the server/community that I am sorry.

I would have never imagined that I would have to write the following message but I did forgor that we live in a society where people will get offended for anything. Horror mangaka Junji Ito wrote a small story about this entitled "Dissolving classroom", highly recommend that. It tells about 2 siblings, a pesky little girl and her extremely polite big brother. You primarily follow the big brother who constantly apologies for the rude behaviour of the little sister and for other very stupid stuff (e.g. he apologies for several minutes to the whole class because he dropped his pencil). Little do people know, the more he apologies the faster will have their brains and bodies melt. Literally. I won't spoil the full story nor the reveal as I would love to have you all read it.
There are other great works by Junji Ito, feel free to DM me to know more!
Have a nice day!

shut up nonce

+1
Scharl is from Hungary and thinks communism works and Beghemot is italian so just comm ban them please i do not want to be groomed by either of them
 

Surely if they are openly saying of doing such things with those under the age of consent they are considered on the same level as stellman who is currently community banned for doing these "jokes".
If anyone said these so called "jokes" i would hope they would be banned and removed from the community for the various parts of drama or issues that they could cause.
+1

Pedo

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https://www.ageofconsent.net/world/germany
"The Age of Consent in Germany is 14 years old." 
Ban Germany ?

I really don't feel safe in this community when podophiles are allowed to run free and say such crude and revolting comments about minors

Now hear this:

Consider the following message as an apology for my rude behaviour. From now on, any time I would to a joke, funny or not, I will add the following sentence ("For legal reasons, this is a joke") in order to avoid further confusion. I would encourage all of ya to do so to avoid triggering any snowflakes around you. The last thing you want is to have a bunch of random people with which you never/barely interact waste several minutes of their time writing/saying stuff because you slightly trigger them and can not recognize a joke (a bad one, sure).

I would like to say to all the snowflakes/small boys that I ever insulted/triggered while present in the server/community that I do not give a shit about you
For legal reasons, this is a joke.

See? It works! Anyway, I would like to say to all the snowflakes/small kids that I ever insulted/triggered while present in the server/community that I am sorry.

I would have never imagined that I would have to write the following message but I did forgor that we live in a society where people will get offended for anything. Horror mangaka Junji Ito wrote a small story about this entitled "Dissolving classroom", highly recommend that. It tells about 2 siblings, a pesky little girl and her extremely polite big brother. You primarily follow the big brother who constantly apologies for the rude behaviour of the little sister and for other very stupid stuff (e.g. he apologies for several minutes to the whole class because he dropped his pencil). Little do people know, the more he apologies the faster will have their brains and bodies melt. Literally. I won't spoil the full story nor the reveal as I would love to have you all read it.
There are other great works by Junji Ito, feel free to DM me to know more!
Have a nice day!

-1 
It's clearly a joke

Accepted
Will also gain the ability to not be warned / punished for breaking FearRP / Metgaming just like the Gestapo.
No more funny business.

Thank you @Friedrich Scharl for the epic video.

The video clearly shows that you were aware of him having a gun out, and you knew he kept telling you that you were under gun point.

Enjoy your perma ban 🙂