MI13.net 216 Posted August 8, 2020 (edited) United Nations Global Occult Coalition, PTOLEMY Division, Quartermasters Paratechnological Workshop PISCES (Global Occult Coalition Navy) Subdivision AIU1 Item Designation Title Qty 1 +2Gen-AGB GOC Anti-grav Battleships "Legacy" and "Amelia" N/A 2 +1Gen-NBS GOC Nuclear Battleships "Ulysses" and "Aeneas" N/A 3 0Gen-SCV GOC Surface Combat Vessels "Iron Hand" and "Silver Fist" N/A 4 +2Gen-MHM Magneto Hydrodynamic Explosive Munitions N/A 5 +1Gen-HRG 120 MJ Hypersonic Railgun N/A PANGAEA (Global Occult Coalition Ground Forces) Subdivision AIU Item Designation Title Qty 1 +2Gen-PCT Concentrated Plasma Cannon Tank N/A 2 Gen0-TTV Tragen Tactical Troop Transport Vehicle N/A 3 AltGen-GER Gravity Enhanced Railgun N/A 4 AltGen-ATC Anti-Thaumatologic Cannons N/A 5 +2Gen-CHN Casaba-Howitzer Nuclear Directed Energy Weapon N/A 6 +2Gen-TMW Temporary Trailing Memetic Cognitohazard Weapon N/A 7 +1Gen-EMP UHF Electromagnetic Pulse Grenade N/A PTEROSAUR (Global Occult Coalition Air Force) Subdivision AIU Item Designation Title Qty 1 +1Gen-5GJ Fifth Generation Jet Fighter N/A 2 Gen0-ATA Avem H-42 Transport Aircraft N/A 3 +1Gen-ED Extraterrestrial Planetary Drone N/A 4 +2Gen-SAD Space Anti-gravity Destroyer "White Blood Cell" N/A 5 TanGenT-ESAV GOC Extrasolar Unmanned Aerial Vehicle "Sandra" N/A 6 +1Gen-5GA SRA2 Fifth Generation Strategic Reconnaissance Aircraft N/A 7 +2Gen-NWCS GOC Net Wind-Class Super-Generation Spaceship N/A 8 +2Gen-ICCS GOC Iron Crown-Class Super-Generation Spaceship N/A 9 +2Gen-LCS GOC Lamb-Class Super-Generation Spaceship N/A 10 +2Gen-SSM Suppressive Stealth Air-To-Surface Missiles N/A 11 +1Gen-ASRS Airborne Scranton Reality Stabilizer N/A 12 +1Gen-MOAB GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast (MOAB) N/A 13 +1Gen-GBU Guided Bomb Unit-77-C-Massive Ordinance Penetrator N/A N/A (Omni-Subdivision) AIU Item Designation Title Qty 1 +2Gen/GenAlt-JCAED Jointly-Constructed Airborne Engagement Drone N/A 2 +2Gen/TanGenT-CG Mk. II Combat Garment (White Suit) N/A 3 +2Gen/TanGenT-UHEC Mk. III Ultra-Heavy Engagement Chassis (Orange Suit) N/A 4 +1Gen-SAPES Mk. IV Sub Aquatic-Low Pressure Environment Suit (Blue Suit) N/A 5 +1Gen-IU Mk. IV Infiltration Uniform (Grey Suit) N/A 6 +1Gen-SFD Mk. VII Standard Field Dress (Black Suit) N/A 7 TanGenT Mk. IV Vital Energy Radiation Imaging Tactical Awareness Systems (VERITAS) N/A 8 +2Gen-TAXI THOR-AXII N/A 9 AltGen-TKB Thaumatologically Keyed Bombs N/A 12 +2Gen-FHSG Faraday Hull Shield Generator N/A 13 +2Gen-EMagB Electromagnetic Ballista N/A 14 +1Gen-EVEDAR EVEDAR Location System N/A 15 +1Gen-KLM Massive-Destruction Suppressed KL-82 Dragon Missile N/A 16 AltGen-TEBC Thaumatologically Enhanced Breaching Charges N/A 17 +2Gen-PBC Concentrated Plasma Breaching Charges N/A 18 AltGen-ATBC Anti-Thaumatologic Breaching Charges N/A 19 ProtGen-ATsNBC Anti-Thaumatologic shaped Nuclear Breaching Charge N/A 20 +1Gen-NAPE Incendiary Device (Napalm Bomb) N/A 22 +1Gen-BUE Bombing Unit-12-S-Large Spread Explosive N/A 23 +2Gen-ALC Constantine Reality Forced Stabilizer N/A 24 +2Gen-ACC Antimemetic Coding Chain N/A 25 AltGen-ATCN Anti-Thaumatologic Coding Network N/A 26 +2Gen-SRF Static Recursive Framework N/A 27 AltGen-ZKDG Zhou-Kroman Emergency Database Overload Generator N/A 28 +1Gen-KDT Kalivia Dimensional Tensioner / Viscosity Reduction Generator N/A 29 +1Gen-MOAB GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast (MOAB) N/A 30 +1Gen-BUE Bombing Unit-12-S-Large Spread Explosive N/A 31 +1Gen-HSTW Heavy Signal Transmission Warhead N/A 32 TanGenT-MCHW Mental Control Heavy Weapon N/A 33 Gen0/GenAlt-ABJ 16"/50 caliber Abjuration/Expulsion Rounds, engraved with the Tiwaz runic symbol N/A 34 TanGenT-ACH Anti-Countermeme Helmet N/A 35 +1Gen0-1MTW 1-Megaton tactical warheads ("Grandma's List" and "Safety Pin") N/A 36 +2Gen-CTD 100-megaton Compressed Thermonuclear Device ("Kuzma's Mother" and ''Til Midnight") N/A 37 +1Gen-HEM Mk. VI Handheld Electromagnetic Manipulators N/A 38 +1Gen-EPG Mk. II Electrical Protection Gear Edited August 8, 2020 by MI13.net Willrick 1
Atomik 248 Posted August 9, 2020 Sometimes I wonder why you make these giant posts insert all my fucking wls here so i can prove i have worth in life Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
Fricky Hecks 120 Posted August 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, Atomik said: Sometimes I wonder why you make these giant posts I'm pretty sure Houston has a fetish for this shit, because there's no way he's making this for the fun of it. just punch through his fucking head
Shadow 103 Posted August 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Fricky Hecks said: I'm pretty sure Houston has a fetish for this shit, because there's no way he's making this for the fun of it. He usually get's either drunk or high and then makes these. It's actually kinda fun to listen to him when he's making them lol
Jack Wasza 53 Posted October 28, 2020 On 8/10/2020 at 6:18 AM, Scotty said: what even is this The GOC's arsenal Signature Restrictions Please ensure your signature complies with the following restrictions: Maximum of 1 image Images up to 440 x 240 pixels Maximum of 5 lines View signatures? fuck me
Melo Samue 53 Posted October 28, 2020 "Oi Lieutenant, I can't catch this white guy running around, he just keeps jumping away" "Hmmm, hold on let me take care of this" *pulls out a Casaba-Howitzer Nuclear Directed Energy Weapon* "Yeah this should do the trick..." *shoots it and obliterates the existance of OvisCity*
Lorex Krato 101 Posted October 29, 2020 Ok, unpopular opinion here but Seeing how GOC has started treating Ovis And its civilians and especially its law enforcement, are they now worse than CRS?
Melo Samue 53 Posted October 29, 2020 8 hours ago, Lorex Krato said: Ok, unpopular opinion here but Seeing how GOC has started treating Ovis And its civilians and especially its law enforcement, are they now worse than CRS? Yes GOC bad! Enlist with Foundation today!
Melo Samue 53 Posted October 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Xhorinhas said: haters gonna hate Tbh the "chad" descriptions fits perfectly with your monke logic, wouldn't be surprised if everyone on GOC were "chads"
Pataphysician 0 Posted January 19, 2022 Though it has been quite a while since this was posted, I stumbled on it again after nearly 2 whole years while sorting by most viewed and I have to say: I am very surprised to see my sandbox making it this far. "Paratechnological Workshop" is an SCP Wiki sandbox I created for a writing-centered SCP RP server on Discord, owner of the "Wandering Librarian" account. I don't know how OP managed to get ahold of it, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is a current (or maybe former?) member of that server. What an odd twist of fate.
