Der Larp Goblin

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Fuck Xunt, Fuck Norra, Fuck Femboy

God I hate SCP staff... bring my IKEA SCP and we will be back in business.

 

Extremis07/22/2020

- MP40 recoil slightly increased. - StG44 recoil decreased and damage increased.
 

Extremis09/08/2020

- Bren Firerate increased to 570 from 540.
 
- StG44 firerate increased from 560RPM to 630RPM.
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holy moly

insert all my fucking wls here so i can prove i have worth in life

 

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up.

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