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What is the Church of the Broken God?: The church of the broken god is basically a group that worships mechanization and that they believe that flesh and life to be broken and evil.

What are the 3 main factions of the church, how are they different from each other? Coqwork Orthodox Church is the church that they adhere to the late  industrial revolution. Broken Church the broken church is basically the original you could say who continued to worship the broken god and to try to continue to reconstruct him. Church of maxwellism basically the Church of maxwellism is the modernized group who favors new ways of communicating and to worship with implants and other robotic parts and they still see the broken god as basically broken but to repair they see it as embracing themselves with their unique traits and to share their knowledge and capacity and they  see it as the eternal network WAN.

Who leads the each of the factions?: Robert Bumaro (broken church)  The Patriarchs (Coqwork Orthodox Church) and as far as i can tell Maxwellism church has no specific leader.

Who is Yaldabaoth and who is Mekhane?: I believe Yaldabaoth is the goddess of flesh and primal instinct and then Mekhane is the god of metal and evolution.

What to the CotBG is herecy?: The church of the broken god believe that disassembly is Herecy and the greatest herecy of all.

What is Sarkicism?: Basically they are the opposite of the CotBG they worship life and disease and believe that machines are not okay also a cult.

Describe the War of the Flesh and how it ended: So the war of the flesh was the war between the Sarkics and the CotBG followers in the war the Sarkics would use giant flesh monsters that would spread diseases while the CotBG would basically use giant machines and they fought and fought. To the end the war if the flesh Mekhane sacrificed himself by spreading his body around Yaldabaoth and parts of his body scattered around the earth but Yaldabaoth was contained.

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What is the CoTBG? : The CoTBG is a group/GOI that focuses on the belief that Mekhane is their saviour and anybody who disrespects his being is classified as a heretic. They believe that flesh and blood is evil/is bad and therefore they are into mechanisation. 

 

What are the 3 main factions of the church? How are they different from each-other? :

The Church of The Broken God is the one that started it all and continue to try find mechanical parts which they pro-claim are the components of God. They still continue trying to re-build their God.

The Church of Maxwellism has no actual location. They are into modernisation and have have things like mechanical limbs in mind but they are more into upgrading their network capabilities and storage for their data for means. They believe that the God is stored in data and combine their minds through a network.

The Cogwork Orthadoxy is used to and is stuck to old technological means from the late Industrial revolution. They have patriarchs and usually emit/do tapping/ticking noises which made them be called "The Tickers".

 

Who leads the each of the factions? : 

Robert Bumaro for the "Church of The Broken God"

The Church of Maxwellism has no specific leader from my understanding

The Patriarchs for "The Cogwork Orthadoxy"

 

Who is Yaldabaoth and who is Mekhane? :

Yoldabaoth is the god/goddess of flesh and is thought to be "The creator of everything" by the Sarkics.

Mekhane is the God of mechanisms and evolution and is the main God for the Church.

 

What is Sarkicism? :

Sakricism is the belief that machinery is the sin and flesh, disease and instinct is the way to live life and worship. Sarkics are the opposite of the church and are enemies.

 

Describe the War of the Flesh and how it ended :

The War of Flesh was a war between the Sarkics and the Church of The Broken God. The Sakrics used flesh and disease and the Church used their Constructs. The war ended with the sacrifice of Mekhane, he decided to wrap himself around Yaldaboath in the form of a cage in order to stop him from doing evil. The war ended with Yaldaboath being contained.

 

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What is the Church of The Broken God:

This is a cult of people that all believe in 1 thing. Mekhane, Mekhane is the God of metal and the belief that mekhane gave the people their minds. The CoTBG Believe in mekhane and worship the God and opposes Sarkics. Sarkics are the people that worship Yaldabaoth, the flesh and instinct god. These too collide as one believes in the evolution of metal and the other the evolution of man kind and nature. The CoTBG considers these people heretics and will attempt to terminate them at all costs.

What are the 3 main factions of the church, how are they different from each other?: 

Church of The Broken God are the people that first started the 3 different groups as a certain group of people saw fit that the church should disassemble into 3 different groups.

The Church of Maxwellism, This is the group of people that believe their god is alive and conscious just in a different place to all the other groups. The Church of Maxwellism believes that the conscious of their god was in data, on internet and through electronics. As they gave up with the ideology that god was in parts. 

The Cogwork Orthodoxy, These people purposely stick to the old revolution technology. They have a lot of cog powered and steam powered machinery. They don't seem to evolve they're machinery and stick in the same era of technology.

 

Who leads the factions?:

The Church of The broken God is lead by Robert Bumaro. The Cogwork Orthodoxy has the Patriarchs as the leaders. The Church Of maxwellism has no specific leader.

 

Who is Yaldabaoth and Who is Mekhane:

Yaldabaoth is the god of flesh and instinct, this God is followed by a cult of people called the sarkics. He was believed to create flesh and the primal instict that humans have. He is normally with 6 beings called archons. They are faceless but manifestations of primordial choas.

Mekhane is the god metal and evolution, this God is followed by people called the Mekhanites and are the Church of The Broken God. This is the God that the Mekhanites believe gave people Intellect and Evolution.

 

What is Sarkicism?:

The Sarkics are a cult of people that believe in Disease and Flesh, they believe that if you worship or believe in the evolution of metal you are an enemy. They do sacrifices to Yaldabaoth and Spiritual practices. This group of people are also Cannibals. The general public has no idea what the Sarkics are as they are very secretive and do their practices in secret. In this cult disease is often viewed with reverence and often times shrines in the Sarkics places of Worship are filled with Tumors or Lymph nodes or Disease Growths. 

 

Describe the War of Flesh and how it ended?:

The war of flesh was the war between the Sarkics and Mekhanites. They were using Flesh monsters and giant engineered SCP's for Example in the war the Sarkics used 610 and the Mekhanites used 2406, a Large machine made of rusty cogs. The war of Flesh was that Yaldabaoth saw the Mekahnites were leaving their original primal human instincts behind to go to the Evolution of metal. Yaldabaoth did not agree with this whereas Mekhane did, this started the flesh war. Yaldabaoth wanted to restart the human race so that they stopped trying to praise mekhane and leave their human instincts behind. Mekhane did not like this Idea and attempted to stop Yaldabaoth. Mekhane new if a war between 2 Gods broke out it would have great consequence's so this ended in Mekhane sacrificing himself and his body shattering and using it as a cage to contain Yaldabaoth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What is the Church of the Broken God?: The COG is a group of religious zealots who believe in and worship Mekhane who is the god of metal, machines and knowledge and are against the Sarkics they worship the god Yaldabaoth who is the god of flesh and instinct however there beliefs in how humanity should go foreword clash and so the COG see the sarkics as enemies of humanity and are trying to eradicate the sarkic.

What are the 3 main factions of the church, how are they different from each other?: Church of the Broken God split themselves into different factions but still work to the same goal.

The Church of Maxwellism they think that mekhane is still alive but with no actual body and live in the internet and the newest form of technology and stopped believing he was in parts unlike the other two groups. 

The Cogwork Orthodoxy this group unlike the rest stayed in the old revolution tech which means most of there equipment is steam powered or use cogs and seems like they will not update there tech. 

Who leads the each of the factions?:

The Church of The broken God is ran by Robert Bumaro. 

The Cogwork Orthodoxy has a group called the Patriarchs as their leaders.

The Church Of maxwellism has no main leader. 

Who is Yaldabaoth and who is Mekhane?:

Mekhane is the God of metal, machines and knowledge and who is said to have gave humanity there intelligence. 

Yaldabaoth is the God of flesh and instincts who was said to have given humanity there form and wants and needs.

What to the CotBG is herecy?: Disassembly of any kind is the most heretical thing you can do.

What is Sarkicism?: they are a cult following of Yaldabaoth and believe in plagues any kind of sickness and flesh and are Cannibals if you worship or even believe in metal you are an enemy and should be killed they also do sacrifices to their god and other practices for their god they are very secretive about what they do so not many people know of them if any new diseases arise it will fill them with joy and often if they get them they will let them grow or help the growth. 

Describe the War of the Flesh and how it ended: The war of flesh was between the Sarkics and the Mekhanites the sarkics used Flesh monsters and giant flesh beasts for Example Sarkics used 610 and the Mekhanites used 2406 a big robot made of cogs since this happened along time ago the war of Flesh started when Yaldabaoth saw the Mekahnites were turning to more metal based evolution then flesh which was their original human form Yaldabaoth did not like this and got angry with this however Mekhane did like this and this kicked off the flesh war Yaldabaoth wanted to start over so the human race would stop going into more metal form instead of flesh Mekhane really did not like this plan and tried to stop Yaldabaoth but Mekhane new if a war between them started it might even wipe out the humans so Mekhane sacrificed himself and his body shattered and using the shattered parts to keep Yaldabaoth imprisoned.

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What is the Church of the Broken God?:
Church of the broken god is a group of people who believe in mechanization and praise Mekhane the god of intellect, metal and thought. They think that flesh is weak and metal is the future and the superior material. Sarkics are their biblical foe and the opposite of their beliefs.

What are the 3 main factions of the church, how are they different from each other?:
The broken church are those who Cogwork orthodox church is the most aggresive one of the 3, their beliefs originate from the industrial revolution. The cogwork orthodox church seeks to standardize themselves with using various augmentations. The church of maxwellism are those who believe in WAN, they believe that Mekhane or WAN in this case will be rebuilt through the connection of humanity via a microchip, this is why they keep in contact of eachother because of the chip. The broken church are those who came after mekhanites and try to rebuild Mekhane with his parts and kill Yaldabaoth. They are the main part of CoTBG. Those who are a part of the Broken church convert people with preaches.

Who leads the each of the factions?:
The broken church is lead by Robert Bumaro, the highest ranking figure in CoTBG, patriarchs lead the cogwork orthodox church and maxwellist have no leader.

Who is Yaldabaoth and who is Mekhane?:
Yaldabaoth is the goddess of flesh and instincts. She gives people flesh powers if they give diseased flesh offerings or sacrifices. Yaldabaoth gave humans their form and Mekhane gave them their intellect. Mekhane is the god of metal, intellect and thought. Mekhane was the one who beat Yaldabaoth in the war of the flesh.

What to the CotBG is herecy?:
Flesh powers and dissasembly. Flesh powers because they deem those who can manipulate flesh sarkics and they see them as a threat who only work for Yaldabaoth. While dissasembly is heresy because Robert sees that like gears the church will not complete Mekhane because if we are not united then we do not work.

What is Sarkicism?:
Sarkicism is the belief that flesh is the superior material and that humans are perfect with their instincts. Those who believe in sarkicism are sarkics or sarkites, they give diseased flesh to Yaldabaoth and sacrifice people for her. Why do they do this, because they only care about themselves and want power to overthrow grand karcist ion one day. Also sarkics want to prepare the world for the upcoming of Yaldaboth, they do this by using SCP 610.

Describe the War of the Flesh and how it ended:
Yaldabaoth was enraged because humans discarded their instincts and waged war to renew us. Mekhane would not let this to happen. Mekhane and his followers mekhanites fought Yaldabaoth and sarkics. Mekhanites used giant constructs and augmentations, whilst sarkics used flesh beasts and flesh manipulation, both sides did not make any proggress only Mekhane saw this and knew 2 gods can not die withouth ending the planet. Mekhane scattered himself to jail Yaldabaoth forever. No sides won but atleast humanity was saved and sarkics fled.

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What is the Church of the Broken God?:

The Church of the Broken God is an anomalous religious organization which worships mechanization and believes flesh and life to be inherently evil or "broken". Though its origins are unknown, Broken God-related artifacts have been recovered from archaeological digs dating back to the Greek Classical period, and church dogma asserts its existence predates the appearance of life on Earth. Central to their theology is that their deity has been scattered, dispersed or otherwise rendered inert. Through the use of technology, often anomalous, Church followers seek to bring together the components of the body of God, thereby allowing the Divine a physical form to utilize and bringing about some sort of techno-organic apotheosis.

What are the 3 main factions of the church, how are they different from each other?:

The broken Church

ClogWork:

They see the mass production of analogue, steam production as a form of prayer. And decrie the use of electric and digital devices.

Church of Maxwelism:

They are a modernized, computation and network oriented means of worship. No central organizing church body is known to exist. However, interviews and covert surveillance has determined that all known cells are in regular contact with one another, and capable of coordination. Maxwellists favour small-scale body modification through the use of advanced cybernetics and organ enhancement

 

 

 

 

 

Who leads the each of the factions?:

Broken Church:

His Holiness Robert Bumaro

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Patriarchs

Church of Maxwellism: has no apparent leader

 

Who is Yaldabaoth and who is Mekhane?:

Yaladabaoth:

The god of flesh and basic animal instinct, is ofren described as a bling creature drive by pure instinct. He is usually accompanied by six biengs called archons, which are faceless manifestations of primordial chaos.

Mekhane:

The god of machine and intellect, to save humanity Mekhane shattered himself and used his broken body to craft a cage to hold yalabaoth. Mekhanes fragments fell to Earth in many forms of technology so that one day he may be repaired.

What to the CotBG is herecy?:

Dissasmbly and the use of flesh/praising of flesh

What is Sarkicism?:

Sarkicism, also know as Nälkä, is a widespread religious/philosophical cult that worships flesh and disease. The central goal of Sarkicism is to achieve apotheosis for humanity. Sarkicism was found by Grand Karcist Ion thousands of years ago, but has later fractured to several groups worldwide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Describe the War of the Flesh and how it ended:

So, you’ve got two gods, Yaldabaoth, and Mekhane, Yaldabaoth, a flesh-monster god, represents a sort-of primordial-chaos, while the more robotic Mekhane represents pure logic and intelligence.

Yaldabaoth created humanity, Mekhane gave us our intelligence, Yaldabaoth didn’t like this, and Mekhane broke himself into pieces (pieces which are scattered across the universe) and imprisoned Yaldabaoth in a cage made of himself.

Thus, humanity develops, and two religions emerge. First is Sarkicism, founded by a guy called Grand Karcist Ion, Sarkic cults worship and embody the idea that Yaldabaoth represents, fleshy chaos, it’s important to note that they don’t worship Yaldabaoth, in fact they quite dislike them, and are generally not fond of gods, but they like Yaldabaoth’s underlying concepts. Sarkicism is split into two main sects, proto-Sarkicism (which focuses on sacrificing oneself for the good of others, and also reveres Ion), and neo-Sarkicism (which is all about gaining power and wealth for oneself and is obsessed with becoming gods, this sect admires Ion as an example but also seeks to overthrow him if possible)

Then you’ve got the Church of the Broken God (lead by one Robert Bumaro) which believes that the flesh is weak and that they need to rebuild Mekhane to fuck up Yaldabaoth once and for all. This is split into the the primary CotBG, which is described above, the Cogwork Orthodoxy, which is all about technological enhancement and loves late industrial revolution tech (viewing mass-production and steam power and such as means of prayer), also they hate computers, and Maxwellism which is more into computers, data, and mass communication, notably, they believe that Mekhane is made up of data and that by connecting all of humanity digitally, Mekhane can be reborn.

Sometime in the past (around the time of Ancient Greece I believe), these two religions were much more unified and had full blown civilizations, these inevitably fought a war, this became known as the First War of the Flesh, it was quite horrible, with the Mekhanites using giant robotic constructs, and the Sarkics using similar war engines made of flesh, eventually the Mekhanites won, bit the war shattered both religions, leading to their current fractured state.

 

 

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What is the Church of the Broken God?: The Church of the Broken God is a religious group, founded thousands of years ago, which believes all life and flesh are inherently evil and should be replaced with mechanical parts. They worship the god, Mekhane, and believe that they can rebuild him by gathering all his parts.

What are the 3 main factions of the church, how are they different from each other?: The 3 main factions of the Church are : 

Church of the Broken God : As I said previously, members of this faction believe that by gathering all the parts of Mekhane, they can rebuild them and bring about a new era of civilisation in which technology rules all.

Cogwork Orthodoxy Church : The Cogwork Orthodoxy Church is a splinter group from when the Church of the Broken God was separated many years ago. Believing that all advanced technology (Smartphones, Datachips and everything along those lines) are inferior to the steam powered technology they augment themselves with and mass produce as a form of prayer to MEKHANE.

Church of Maxwellism : The Church of Maxwellism is another splinter group like the Cogwork Orthodoxy but it is a unique one. They have no apparent leader and operate in a hivemind type way through microchips implanted in their brains. Mainly using the internet and computers to perform preaches and prayer. They normally use small scale alterations such as advanced cybernetics and organ enhancement. They believe that in order to revive Mekhane, (Whom they refer to as WAN) All of humanity must be connected.

Who leads the each of the factions?: Robert Bumaro, referred to as His Holiness Robert Bumaro or His Holiness Robert Bumaro, Builder of the Broken God leads the Church of the Broken God faction.

The Cogwork Orthodoxy Church is lead by several patriarchs.

Church of Maxwellism has no apparent leader, due to them working in a hivemind.

Who is Yaldabaoth and who is Mekhane?: Yaldabaoth is the god of flesh and instinct whom gave humans their body and shape and Mekhane, God of intelligence and machine whom gave humans their intellect and thought. Both Gods didn't get along very well and it resulted in a catastrophic war.

What to the CotBG is heresy?: Disassembly is the highest form of heresy to the Churches meanwhile anything to do with Sarkicism (Religion that worships flesh and Yaldabaoth) is also treated as heresy and will be dealt with accordingly.

What is Sarkicism?: Sarkicism is the polar opposite of the Churches, They believe that flesh must be worshipped and that becoming a god is the height of the religion. Founded by the Grand Karcist Ion thousands of years ago, The Churches have been fighting Sarkicism for millennia.

There are two main factions in the Sarkic Culture, Proto-Sarkites, who believe that sacrificing themselves for the good of the people is what Sarkicism is about. They are usually situated in rural villages and are hostile to outsiders and technology. Different sects of the Proto-Sarkites will scarcely communicate with each other.

Neo-Sarkites believe that the sacrifice of others for their own benefit is the meaning of Sarkicism. This faction is situated in large cities and is normally populated with rich, influential people. They are not technophobic due to the fact that most of them have access to immense resources. Neo-Sarkites are much more vile than their Proto-Sarkite counterparts, they involve in paedophilia and other horrendous acts. Proto-Sarkites view them in a negative way.

Describe the War of the Flesh and how it ended: The War of the Flesh was a war between the Mekhanites and the Sarkites. It was horrific, with the Mekhanites using massive robotic constructs and the Sarkites using similar flesh-based war machines. Mekhane, fearing the destruction of civilisation itself, reassembled themself into a cage to trap the vile Yaldabaoth inside. Pieces of Mekhane fell to earth, with Mekhane hoping that their loyal followers would one day reassemble them. The war left both religions fractured, leading to the state they are in today.

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What is the Church of the Broken God?: 

The Church of the Broken God (formally known as The Mekhanites) is a religious group centered around a massive, god-like machine known as The Broken God, MEKHANE, or WAN. They're split into 3 different sections, based on the levels of technology each sect believes in. Despite being split, they each contain similar goals, and all hate the Sarkics (as we will read soon).

The sects of The Church of the Broken God implant different mechanical attachments into them to ascend above the limitations of flesh. The Church interacts with different GoIs on occasions, including The Factory, Nobody, The Black Queen, and most importantly, the Sarkics. It is generally considered the "good" side of the battle, as mechanical utopias are more appealing than flesh utopias.

What are the 3 main factions of the church, how are they different from each other?:

The Broken Church, the original sect that follows the legends and mythos of the original Followers seeking to reconstruct Mekhane. They are lead by the holy Builder Robert Bumaro who drank the blood of Mekhane turning him into a physical embodiment of machine and the perfect image of the Broken God.

 

The second sect is the Cogwork Orthodoxy that believes that Mekhane is found through mass production and industry. They often take on technology and appearances similar to those founded during the Industrial Revolution. As a result often end up as a form of steampunk type of worshipers. Each member is encouraged to undergo changes to recreate themselves in god’s image, this often leads to its members replacing parts of their bodies with brass gears and clockwork, earning them the mocking name of “tickers” by the other two sects. The Cogwork Orthodoxy is led by Patriarchs, who issue production orders, command battallions of faithful, and wright the holy writ by which all within the Cogwork Orthodoxy church adhere to.

 

The final and most modern split is The Church of Maxwellism. This unique branch is very unlike the other two. The Maxwellists call Mekhane “Wan” and seek the diffusion of information and knowledge instead of standardization and construction like the other two. Additionally, Maxwellists convert new members through the internet on chatrooms and websites. The Maxwellists are not also organized into builders or patriarchs like the Broken Church and the Cogwork Orthodoxy, instead being comprised of a vast network of constant communication through the internet that most members are consciously connected to via microchips installed into their brains. These computer like modifications, have earned Maxwellists the name of “hummers” amongst the other factions. Despite each sect's individual doctrines they all seek to repair the Broken God and make him whole once more.

Who leads the each of the factions?: 

Broken Church - Robert Bumaro

Cogworks Orthodoxy - Legate Trunnion

The Church of Maxwellism - Saint Hedwig

Who is Yaldabaoth and who is Mekhane?: 

Since the beginning, there were two gods: Yaldabaoth, the god of flesh and basic animal instinct, and Mekhane, the god of machine and intellect. Together they created mankind. Yaldabaoth gave man their shape and bodies. Mekhane gave man thought and intelligence. Humanity grew powerful and began to create vast civilizations and wonderful machines. Yaldabaoth soon grew wrathful that humanity was leaving the instincts that she gave them. Yaldabaoth tried to destroy mankind's creations so they would once more be animals as she intended. To save humanity Mekhane shattered himself and used his broken body to craft a cage to hold Yaldabaoth. Mekhane’s fragments fell to Earth in many forms of technology so that one day he may be repaired. Yaldabaoth left six archons in the city of Adytum to prepare for when she finally escapes her prison. Now, Mekhane is broken, waiting for his faithful to make him whole once more so he may lead them to glory while Yaldabaoth rages against a weakening cage where her children seep through the cracks. Her faithful prepare for her return so they may return man to the dark ages.

What to the CotBG is herecy?:

While anyone who does not accept CoTBG's main religions/religion in general are deemed heretics, they are more than welcome to start worshipping Mekhane.

What is Sarkicism?:

 

The Sarkic Cults, also known as Nälkä amongst themselves, are a religious group which believe in a powerful being known as Yaldabaoth. However, unlike most religious cults, Sarkicism started out as a form of parasitic relationship between the cultists and their god- with the cultists as a parasite. Their motives originally were good and wholehearted, however, as Ion (their leader) became more corrupted by Yaldabaoth, their motives have changed.

The Sarkics (which are separated into two groups, one being technophobic and the other less so) are responsible for a number of highly dangerous anomalies, and have generally been depicted as an "apocalypse cult," with no taboos on highly disgusting things such as rape and murder. In their eyes, in order to achieve godhood, no one must be bound by morality- nothing sacred, and nothing taboo.

Describe the War of the Flesh and how it ended:

 

The most important part of CoTBG history is the First War of Flesh, named after their opposing forces - namely Sarkites. Mekhanites fought the war in the image of their god, using big machinery (Collossi, one of them is contained by SCP Foundation)  and advancing themselves with technology. Sarkites on the other hand, used various diseases , most notably the Red Death (SCP 610) and doing rituals to alter their own bodies turning them into abominations. The Followers of Mekhane overtook the Sarkic capital in Greece and slaughtered the powerful Karcists residing there. With the local Karcists killed, the Followers of Mekhane allied with the Greek city-states moved forward against the leaderless Sarkic forces, winning victory after victory. The war dragged on as the two sides slowly crumbled with each battle. Each side grew more racked by debt, famine, and disease both sides collapsed into oblivion. The Sarkics and the Followers of Mekhane receded into the backgrounds of history to lick their wounds until they would meet once again.

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