Rusty - Ketero

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  1. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

    There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
    He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
    Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
    But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the Bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstasy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Women would desire

    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on

    He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
    But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
    In all affairs of state he was the man to please
    But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
    For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
    Though she'd heard the things he'd done
    She believed he was a holy healer
    Who would heal her son

    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on

    But when his drinking and lusting
    And his hunger for power
    Became known to more and more people
    The demands to do something
    About this outrageous man
    Became louder and louder

    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

    "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
    But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
    No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
    Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
    Then one night some men of higher standing
    Set a trap, they're not to blame
    "Come to visit us", they kept demanding
    And he really came

    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They put some poison into his wine
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"

    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    And so they shot him 'til he was dead

    Oh, those Russians

     

    ACCEPTED - get role on discord and reaad the rules HoMD O5-13

  2. There once was a ship that put to sea
    And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea
    The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
    Blow, me bully boys, blow (huh)
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    She had not been two weeks from shore
    When down on her a right whale bore
    The captain called all hands and swore
    He'd take that whale in tow (huh)
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    Before the boat had hit the water
    The whale's tail came up and caught her
    All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her
    When she dived down below (huh)
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    No line was cut, no whale was freed
    An' the captain's mind was not on greed
    But he belonged to the Whaleman's creed
    She took that ship in tow (huh)
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    For forty days or even more (ooh)
    The line went slack then tight once more
    All boats were lost, there were only four
    And still that whale did go
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    As far as I've heard, the fight's still on
    The line's not cut, and the whale's not gone
    The Wellerman makes his regular call
    To encourage the captain, crew and all
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go
    Soon may the Wellerman come
    To bring us sugar and tea and rum
    One day, when the tonguing is done
    We'll take our leave and go

    ACCEPTED - Get role on discord and read the rules of the job before playing lad.
  3. Tylko jedno w głowie mam
    Koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
    W krainę za zapomnienia
    W głowie myśli mam
    Kiedy skończy się ten stan
    Gdy już nie będę sam
    Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
    Tylko jedno w głowie mam
    Koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
    W krainę za zapomnienia
    W głowie myśli mam
    Kiedy skończy się ten stan
    Gdy już nie będę sam
    Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
    Ja pierdole mam zjazd
    Nie chwytam gwiazd
    Jak kłoda leże
    Nie wierze co się dzieje
    Jak kura z głodu pieje
    Jak wilkołak do księżyca
    W głowie dziury jak ulica
    Przed twoją chatą
    Rozpuszczam się jak baton
    Który leży na blacie
    Zejść jest jak nie wciągacie
    Bracie kurwa ryj mi krzywi
    W głowie burdel jak w TV
    Mnie nie dziwi taki stan
    Brak towar, w myślach ćpam
    Rade dam albo nie dam
    Wszystko kurwa z chaty sprzedam
    W sumie mam już przejebane
    Wszystko jednak jest sprzedane
    Ja pierdole same długi
    Kinol jak u tabalugi
    Dzień drugi bez walenia
    Gdzie jest wąż? Biała chemia
    Jebane zejście tak wykańcza
    Jak by w chuja dziabła cię szarańcza
    Tylko jedno w głowie mam
    Koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
    W krainę za zapomnienia
    W głowie myśli mam
    Kiedy skończy się ten stan
    Gdy już nie będę sam
    Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
    Chemia party chce na narty
    Do dilera a nie w alpy
    O żesz kurwa chyba fiknę
    Jak w nochala nic nie psike
    Tak bardzo chce dotykać gwiazd
    Ale nic z tego bo mam zjazd
    Totalne kurwa mega zejście
    A marzy mi się smoka wejście
    Masz hajsy? Ci też zalegam?
    No to chuj dziś już nie biegam
    Chce mieć kopa jak pantera
    W krechę nie ma u dilera
    Już nie na pewno nie
    Chyba śmierć rozkłada mnie
    Nic nie przełknę mam dreszcze
    Kurwa mać ile jeszcze?
    Będzie trwał ten stan
    Śnił mi się koksu van
    I hery gram tak do smaku
    Chce się wozić w cadillacu
    Myślami po znajomych biegam
    Lecz każdemu coś zalegam
    Odpada opcja pożyczki
    Bo przycinam jak nożyczki
    Tylko jedno w głowie mam
    Koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
    W krainę za zapomnienia
    W głowie myśli mam
    Kiedy skończy się ten stan
    Gdy już nie będę sam
    Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
    Syf jak na Discovery
    Chce wystrzelić jak z giwery
    Chce hery I inne bajery
    W nosie pustak słychać szmery
    Macie numer do gargamela?
    Może u niego w kotle jest hera?
    Wiem głupoty pierdole
    Ale nie ma nic na stole
    A kieszeni jebana pustka
    Przydała by się w totka szóstka
    Albo chociaż jakaś czwórka
    I bym leciał jak jaskółka
    Jak pszczółka maja
    Do ucha śpiewała by mi kaja
    To są jaj no nie wierze
    Wygięty leże jak zdechłe zwierze
    Gorączka w kurwę się nasila
    Poharatany jak dupa fakira
    Jak zdzira wymiętolony
    Leże kurwa rozpalony
    Hej Johny chciałbym posypać
    I na łące jak królik brykać
    Ale cały czas ten zjazd
    Usycham jak wyrwany chwast
    Tylko jedno w głowie mam
    Koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
    W krainę za zapomnienia
    W głowie myśli mam
    Kiedy skończy się ten stan
    Gdy już nie będę sam
    Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
     
    image.jpeg.aa4d59cd8bcdbdc693c249be8970be2e.jpeg ACCEPTED - Read rules and get role on discord before playing.
     
    13 hours ago, Andre Wolf said:

    Rusty give him the job or i will ban you

    try me

     
  4. 7 hours ago, Andre Wolf said:

    money,and i wanna sell guns to civs that can fight with the cis vs the foundation

    This is why MC&D is a vendor job rn
     

     

    8 hours ago, Andre Wolf said:

    Marshall carter and Dark is a little group that owns a club in a little city the little city in WG scp rp 

    They arent a ''little group'' they are really fucking rich and the club in Ovis is just a tiny club they got not the only one, they own bigger clubs all over the place.

     

    8 hours ago, Andre Wolf said:

    everything for money drugs,alcohol,weapons and humans

    You mentioned like everything but the main thing they sell that are anomalies
     

     

    8 hours ago, Andre Wolf said:

    but the mcnd knows a bit about the foundation

    They dont know a bit, they know much more, Foundation literally hunt them cause they sell anomalies, and they got enough money to get lots of info on them.
     

     

    8 hours ago, Andre Wolf said:

    this is why the mcnd is one of the top wanted guys of the foundation

    MC&D is a big threat to Foundation cause of what they do but aren't the top just cause ''they know a bit about them'' lots of GOIs know that Foundation exist and lots want them dead more than MC&D

  5.  

    Child soldiers Cheap labour Alcoholism And that place that has all the rice

    Filthy cockroaches And thieving wee gypsies And the place that got fucking nuked twice

    Hitmen on scooters And edgy school shooters And the one where the president's a cuck

    The one where it's sunny The one with no money And the one that is completely fucked

    Muslims And Muslims And Muslims And Muslims And also that one with the jews

    All of the Slavs that removed the kebabs And the ones that can't poo in the loo

    Democrat backers And those pesky hackers The one with the terrorist attacks

    Really hot wammen The one with the famine And the one that want white people back

    Pedos and Ladyboys Boomerang chuckers And that one that is really small

    The Mafia Black Metal A fat guy with nukes BUILD THE FUCKING WALL!

    AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS The one where they all touch kids

    The one that has a really funny name And the one that can suck my DICK

    ACCEPTED - Get role on discord and read the rules before playing or get booted for being not cool

  6. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
    He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
    Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
    But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the Bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstasy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Women would desire
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on
    He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
    But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
    In all affairs of state he was the man to please
    But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
    For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
    Though she'd heard the things he'd done
    She believed he was a holy healer
    Who would heal her son
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on
    But when his drinking and lusting
    And his hunger for power
    Became known to more and more people
    The demands to do something
    About this outrageous man
    Became louder and louder
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
    But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
    No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
    Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
    Then one night some men of higher standing
    Set a trap, they're not to blame
    "Come to visit us", they kept demanding
    And he really came
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They put some poison into his wine
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    And so they shot him 'til he was dead
    Oh, those Russians

     
    ACCEPTED - read the homd rules and get role on discord, I will keep extra eye on you since you aren't very well known in community.
  7. My In-Game name: Rusty Fabbrica

     

    STEAMID: STEAM_0:1:211188625

     

    Steam Name: Rusty

     

    What is the reason for your ban/warn:unknown.png

     

    How long were you banned/warned for: I got banned yesterday evenening pretty sure since thats where I could still play

     

    Name of the staff member who banned/warned you: Ravioli

     

    Why do I believe that I should be unbanned/unwarned: I just wish to know more about who I RDM'ed, if they called a sit after I got off the server to go to bed I understand the LTAP warn that came with it automatically but I wish to know about who I killed, when I killed them so I could defend myself since I dont know which person I must've RDM'ed

     

    Evidence:None needed atm, I just want to know who I killed and why they say it was RDM.

  8. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
    I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
    She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
    In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
    Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
    So much to do, so much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go
    You'll never shine if you don't glow
    Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
    You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
    But the meteor men beg to differ
    Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
    The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
    The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
    My world's on fire, how about yours?
    That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
    Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
    All that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars
    Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
    I need to get myself away from this place
    I said, "Yup" what a concept
    I could use a little fuel myself
    And we could all use a little change
    Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
    So much to do, so much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
    You'll never shine if you don't glow
    Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

    DENIED- look at replies to this thread to know why.