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    GLOBAL OCCULT COALITION FAR EASTERN LODGE [MEGA THREAD]

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    GLOBAL OCCULT COALITION   FAR EASTERN LODGE

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    THIS DOCUMENT HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR RELEASE  BY  

    “Tora”

    6TH TIDAL BATTALION  PHYSICS, COLONEL

    “Yuan Mu”

    PRACTICAL ACTIVITY BUREAU PSYCHE, CHIEF

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    TO PERSONNEL WHOM OPERATE IN NORTH-AMERICA ALONG WITH UNGOC-FEL

     

     

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    Welcome to the Far East Division of the Global Occult Coalition.

    These gentlemen here are the new staff of the PSYCHE Far East Department. I come from that department and I am in charge of imparting the basic knowledge to the GOC staff. I think there are many people who are interested in joining, but regarding staff hours, we will establish orientations at later dates to give opportunities to others. In these we will present more content about the professions of officers, investigators and full-time staff, so please attend.

    Well how many of you know something about the organization to which you will belong? It seems that they were all part of various jobs: security services, SDF, private companies ... Are you surprised? That big company is one of our front organizations. However, until now, there shouldn't be anyone here who had the opportunity to learn any kind of details about our organization.

    The Global Occult Coalition is not like any organization that you know. We are not vigilantes, we are only executioners. The five principles that we have, survival, concealment, protection, destruction, education, is the only form of justice in which we believe and it is the best way to peace. We take any kind of steps to achieve this purpose. We look for people with the talent to kill one person in front of them in order to save a hundred more.

    Either you pass the test that we place you, or they admit you simply for being suitable for this place. Please make your own resolution about it. What we give you is not infinite power or magic. Just a hopeless and ordeal.

    We pray that you have entered, decorated with a golden shield to protect the human race. But let's start the orientation. What I will explain to you concerns various issues related to the Far East Division. Please have your supplies handy. 

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    Organizations of the Far East Division

    Far East Division Facilities

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    Although the jurisdiction of the Far East Division covers the Japanese archipelago and the surrounding islands, the activities of the GOCs are carried out across borders. Therefore, your activities are not determined by your region.

    Base

    It is the common name for units and facilities in the GOC. On the base, there are research facilities, evaluation team weapons depot, military dormitories, etc. The facilities are prepared for invasion by foreign enemies, and if the base is far enough from the urban area, a nuclear bomb can be used as a last resort.

    Bases are basically assigned a unique corresponding number.

    Base-FE-392:

    Here the headquarters facilities of the Far East Division Is established.

    Base-FE-774:

    Here is the military port of the maritime operation unit of the Far East Division.

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    Members of the Council of 108 in the Far East

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    Society of the Five Paths

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    The Five Paths Society is one of the organizations that make up the Council of 108 of the Global Occult Coalition. its fundamental ideas are the complete destruction of abnormal artifacts. This often coincides with the ideals of the Global Occult Coalition and is the first Japanese organization to be part of the Council of 108.

    This organization has displayed a hostile attitude since 194█ to Foundation forces in Japan, intervening in many of their operations, and deviating from GOC-assigned maneuvers. They have their own tactical units and often clash with GOC activities, leading to several incidents. For this reason, the GOC has several times applied a large fine to the organization in technology and financing.

    This organization was created in the middle of the Heian period, as factions in charge of restoring the yin and yang that prevent the spiritual advance caused by the disasters of the terrorist actions of the Ashiya Domain in the population of Onmyōji for the life of Fujiwara no Akimitsu. They oppose the paranormal technology developed by the military at the time of the Pacific War and armed conflicts with other occult forces (Other Interest Groups, KTE-████, Imperial Japanese Army Special Medical Force, “Unit of Negative Numbers”).

    Confirmed Activities: Responsible for stopping Response Level 1 to 3 spiritual disasters, abnormal organisms, group dynamic disaster exclusion (“State of Emergency”), and alert action against occult forces.

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     The Noise of Silence

    The Allied Occult Initiative was officially formed in conjunction with the founding of the United Nations in 1945 This was a show of reflection and determination in the face of the decline of the Seventh Occult War. which occurred at the same time as World War II, through the unification in the form of an alliance of magicians and paranormal organizations from various countries.

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     The Cold War

    Initially, the Global Occult Coalition (GOC) planned to run the world by dividing into multiple blocks. However, at the end of the Second World War, the world was divided into two fronts. The Cold War had started.

    This led to a crisis for the newly founded GOC. Each of the two main centers it had established became independent organizations dealing with the elimination of paranatural threats. Task Force # 388 was established on the western side of the United States, and east of the GRU Division “P” and the Scarlet Hammer. The latter represented a threat in the development and use of anomalies in the competition between countries, which had begun to intensify. The Chinese authorities were beginning to isolate themselves from the United Nations, which was paralyzed.

    Our Far East Division was born in a very difficult situation. This Division has been having difficulties for more than half a century, such as the Korean War and the Vietnam War. The protection of unstable areas during times of crisis in the Far East has happened many times, and each time, we have eliminated the threats with the shields that humanity has given us.

    GOC’s activity transcends all national, regional and cultural interests. It made a decisive difference in the structure of the East-West confrontation. The GOC that continued to be obstructed by these struggles had to fight not only the supernatural threat from the front but also the human race to the rear.

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     Currently

    The Cold War is over. However, the threat report in the world tends to increase rather than decrease. The principles are separated by two significant elements: legacy and heritage.

    Since the terrorist attacks of 9/11, existing paranatural threats have infiltrated all countries, and terrorist organizations are frequently active not only in the Middle East but also around the world, increasing the presence of paranatural threats all the days. The Far East department is one of those that boasts of being the largest GOC stronghold in the eastern hemisphere. The importance of our division increases as we get closer to the future.

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    Survival

    The GOC has to protect the human race against all paranormal threats, and this mission take priority over all other four.

     

    Concealment

    The GOC has to keep the knowledge of paranormal threats secret, as exposure of said threats could lead to mass panic and, eventually, massive casualties in the wider civilian population.

     

    Protect

    The GOC always tries to protect individual humans, both operatives and civilians, whenever possible, as long as it does not go against the first two previous statements.

     

    Destruction

     The GOC should not take any risk with the survival of paranormal threats, as the very existence of the anomalous could be a risk to the human race’s survival.

     

    Education

    The GOC should always expand their knowledge of paranormal threats, and study said threats, as long as it does not go against the four previous statements.

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    6TH TIDAL INTERNAL-OVERVIEW

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    The Tidal Peacekeeping Core, composed of Psyche, Physics, Ptolemy one of the many operational sector groups operating throughout the eastern -hemisphere and anomalous communities, organized in the 1970s because of an ever-needing large fast-response by the far eastern lodge to bio-organic threats, Various other phenomenons and threats of invasion from the various anomalous-enclaves within the Oceania, Asia, Middle East, and providing wide logistical and manpower support to any regions heavily afflicted by Spatial alteration, Ecological threats, Ionizing radiation hazard, although in the 20s the Tidal Peacekeeping core came under heavy scrutiny from the 108th council for carrying black-operations during the ███-███ Conflict that was designed toward’s undermining resistance of JS███ and Carcinoma During the Siege of Osaka which ultimately resulted in a excess loss of life, and perpetuating the fierce-urban combat of Osaka by loyalist factions, It was stopped by Global Occult Coalition Forcefully Intervening In the conflict bringing out the largest seen stationing of UHEC’s and Other Assets Throughout the GOC’s Whole record, during a internal-tribunal by the 108th Council Toward’s Colonel Quebec he stated the following In the fully present chamber “Women’s quarrels cause the men’s wars. “Which Director DC al Fine Taken Appropriate measures after the snarky remark, Resulting In the Immediate demotion of Quebec and an unofficial purge of wide transferals resulting In the modern-day Tidal Peacekeeping Core being led by the enigmatic Colonel Tora and Nexus command.
     
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    A LETTER FROM TORA

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    SIEGE OF OSAKA

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    DEPLOYEMENT ORDER TO NORTH-AMERICA

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     CALIFORNIA ROLL

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    Global Occult Coalition, Noodles are  Really Sushi

    Before dawn last night, the Global Occult Coalition announced that noodles are real sushi. Voices of confusion are spreading from the sushi blade world to the new policy suddenly launched by the coalition.

     

    Is it a form that accepts the request of the California Roll Church as it is?

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    ▲ The symbol of the church, "Our inner California roll"

    　Behind the seemingly mysterious behavior of the Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is the doctrine of one of its constituents, the Circular California Roll Church (hereafter Ka Church).

    　According to the scriptures of the Ka Church, all kinds of noodles have "the only California roll that controls reincarnation".1It is said that the noodles were produced as tears when the little finger of the foot was hit against the noodles, so noodles are equated with California rolls. It is clear that California rolls are sushi, so the trinity of noodles = California rolls = sushi2Is the theory that holds. After that, the noodles were entwined in the salt water that flowed out at the same time, and it is said that the first life was born from there, and this day is called Lacrimosa, which is a holiday of the Ka Church.3。

    　In this way, the identification of noodles and sushi occupies the center of the doctrine of the Ka Church, but there are many criticisms that it is heresy and evil because of its content. As a result, the activities of the Ka Church in Japan were strongly restrained by the non-rotating sushi association, but the backing of the GOC made it possible to expand its power in Japan. This view also seems to have the intention of restraining the sushi association by showing the GOC's support for the Ka Church.

    　Initially , the Global Occult Coalition turned the Ka Church to the 108 Council as an unavoidable change in policy due to the Tuna Thunderbolt Incident , but as the only sushi braider organization of the Union, the Ka Church has steadily achieved results even in a short period of time, and now It has become an indispensable organization for GOC.

    　The other day, the Ka Church is an Atlantic tuna cutlet ossism cult .4Type-White-class miracle theory entity5Summoning ceremony, commonly known as "Daybreak", is on the brink6I just prevented it. It is believed that if the daybreak was completed, at least the global marine ecosystem would be irreversibly rewritten, and it is acceptable for the Union to argue that noodles are sushi. It's within the range.

    　Originally, it was whispered that the Global Occult Coalition chose the loosest Ka Church because it did not want to be involved in the "normality of sushi", which is said to be a theological controversy. If so, this prospectus backfires. Among the sushi braiders, "I certainly didn't want GOC to tell me about the normality of sushi, but I ran too far from extreme to extreme." "I think the spirit is pickled in vinegared rice." There are many confusing voices such as ".

    The Sushi Association, which does not turn, filed a lawsuit with the JAGPATO Mediation Court

    　Of course, the sushi association that doesn't turn around isn't silent. In response to a statement from the Global Occult Coalition, it announced that it would immediately file a lawsuit with the JAGPATO Mediation Court, saying that "it will greatly shake the normality of sushi. It is absolutely unacceptable." However, there is a view that the reason why GOC had to make a statement in the first place is the criticism statement of the sushi association every day against the Ka church, and the sushi blade world also said that the own goal of the sushi association is cold. There are opinions.

    　In addition, one JAGPATO executive (anonymous) complains, "Honestly, we have a lot of hands at the Gogyokai and Yataka institutions. I want you to settle for sushi at such times." The reason why the non-rotating sushi association chose the court instead of the sushi blade is the implicit understanding that "no quarrel between normality maintenance agencies", and the darkness that most of the non-rotating sushi association's strength continues to expand. There is a situation that it is directed to sushi. There are also ironic views that the regulations are too strict and there are some defectors.

    　In addition, it is generally believed that the Foundation's intervention may have been behind the sushi association's actions that seemed unlikely to be a court battle. In the unlikely event of a full-scale clash between the non-rotating Sushi Association and the California Roll Church, there is a possibility that five associations will emerge in search of fishermen's interests. Although it is the same 108 council member, the Gogyokai does not look good on Ka Church, which is a stranger who wants to advance from North America to Japan. Therefore, there is a concern that they may even "shoulder" the sushi association that does not turn around, pretending to join the Ka Church. Therefore, it is a scheme that strongly requested the sushi association that the foundation does not turn to compete in court so as not to give room for intervention anyway. If this is correct, the Foundation will be on the side of the Sushi Association in the mediation court in return for accepting the request.

    　On the other hand, a spokesman for Ka Church, who had a press conference at the same time, said, "It is up to each individual to decide what is sushi and what is not. The request (to the World Occult Union) is a painful decision. ". On top of that, he left a comment that "every dogma is spaghetti" in response to the voice that it is too evil.

    The Five Elements Association Behind the Foundation's Intervention

    　The five-bank association, which was bought by the attitude of completely destroying the anomaly and joined the 108 council shortly after the war, is openly hostile to many paranormal organizations including the Foundation, regardless of the political circumstances of the Global Occult Coalition. From the beginning, there was a lot of friction between the association and the GOC. Last year, the Gogyokai also caused a 446 incident of assaulting the headquarters of Towa Heavy Industries using a ley line, ignoring the request to stop the GOC Far East division. Many abnormal phenomena have occurred as a result of the eastern heavy industry's unavoidable physical disruption and modification of the ley line by civil engineering work, and the Foundation and GOC are still in the former department of the ley line to restore the ley line. We are trying to get rid of the situation with the help of an independent organization7。

    　Due to such actions, the Gogyokai has been regarded as a problem from within the GOC, but until now, it has been mainly a financial penalty, saying that "if it should be withdrawn, the 8th Occult War could occur".8It's been done just by. However, provocative actions such as ignoring the decision of the 108 council, not appearing in the council in the first place, and not being accountable have been seen especially in recent years. Voices of dissatisfaction are increasing every day. A member (anonymous) of "Unification Church of Satan and Scientists", one of the council members, said, "The 108 council manages to make compromises while various interests are intertwined. I can't tell if the Gogyokai is so selfish. " Against this background, there are many experts who think that the 108 council of the Five Banks Association may be dismissed.

    　108 Council members are rarely dismissed, but not entirely unheard of. The Anti-Religious and Anti-Anomaly Atheist Association for the End of Mysticism (SAPHIR) was part of the early 108 councils, but its overly radical ideology is consistent with the coalition's overall policy. He is now in a hostile relationship with GOC due to his withdrawal due to lack of sex and the incidents that occurred after that.

    　The problem is most of the ley lines under the jurisdiction of the Global Occult Coalition.9It is in the present situation that it controls. Therefore, when setting up with the Gogyokai, there is a risk that it will hinder the activities of the Union in Japan unless it is thoroughly crushed, but the Gogyokai is a considerably stronger organization than the former SAPHIR, and it is also a considerably stronger organization. In the event of an emergency, it is believed that it is possible to "siege" in numerous ley lines, barriers, and abnormal spaces. Cooperation with the Foundation is almost essential, as the Global Occult Coalition has limited strength to send to Japan, but it is believed that in such cases, some ley line control must be given to the Foundation. In that case, the influence of GOC in Japan will be considerably weakened due to the fact that there is no other 108 council member organization that has a great influence on Japan, so the status quo will be maintained centering on the GOC High Command. Most of them are in support of.

    　However, there are voices saying that even if the influence in Japan is temporarily reduced, it should be hostile. One of the reasons why the Global Occult Coalition acted rather quickly in the above-mentioned tuna-thunderbolt case and then made concessions early on was that it was afraid that the protracted case would lead to extra sidelines of the five-bank association. It is said to exist. In this way, the existence of the Gogyokai has had a great negative impact on the activities of GOC, and the idea is that a bold confrontation with the Gogyokai will increase its influence in Japan in the long run. Such opinions are currently in the minority, but they may not continue to be so. In such an unstable period, the Foundation's intervention may have been a migrant ship for the GOC, as we would like to avoid a conflict with the sushi association, which is not a self-employed "sushi normality maintenance agency". do not have.

    The Japanese government seems to support the policy of the coalition

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    ▲ JAG PATO facility that explodes and burns due to sushi used by the remnants of the night hawk organization

    　Interviews with stakeholders revealed that the Government of Japan has turned to follow the views of the Global Occult Coalition. The government is struggling to deal with the continuous sushi terrorism by the remnants of the Yataka organization , which has been occurring frequently in recent years , and the fact is that it relies heavily on the sushi braider unit dispatched by the Ka Church. Originally, the Sushi Association has a certain influence on the government through the paranormal institutions under the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries and the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology, but it seems that it is still judged that the stomach cannot be replaced. The fact that the sushi association couldn't afford to direct personnel to anything other than dark sushi resonated here as well.

    　The remnants of the Yataka Organization responded to the terrorist attacks every day by saying, "We will continue this action until the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition leave Japan. Issued a statement. Mr. Katsu, an expert, points out that this is a typical example that is clearly dyed by the power of darkness, and says, "There is no doubt that sushi has swallowed consciousness as a result of seeking power."

    　In addition to the exploding sushi that seems to have applied miraculous theory, the Yataka organization operates sushi that develops a special sushi field that is thought to have reverse engineered the existing anomaly and invalidates all weapons. The situation is completely unmatched by the government, which has insufficient protection against sushi. Each normal maintenance organization is rushing to find out the outflow route from where such high-performance sushi went to the Yataka organization.

    　Some people suspect that Yami sushi is involved, but Mr. Yami, the master of Yami sushi, responded to the interview, saying, "I'm not interested in where to maintain normality. We have nothing to do with it." Apart from that, "Honestly, I wasn't very cautious so far, but in the long run, the California Roll Church may be more threatening than the hard-headed sushi association. I need to take immediate countermeasures. There is a sense of crisis. "

    [Sakae Yanase / George R] [Cooperation: Monthly Sushi Blade Editorial Department]
     

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    ▲ Takayuki Hirosue Graduated from the Faculty of Political Science and Economics at Meiji University. His characters are Pikmin & Olimar.

    　There are words that are indispensable when talking about paranormal politics. Normality is defined by consensus. This means that what is anomalous and what is not is politically determined, not a clear scientific standard.
    　
    　In particular, the Global Occult Coalition has a strong image of strictly controlling abnormal organizations, but the coalition itself has the aspect of being a group of abnormal organizations. The Knights Templar of Reform, the followers of Norns of Silicon, the Unified Church of Satan and SAPHER. All of them are colored items that would be subject to control if they were not affiliated with the coalition. So even basic things like normality involve more political shades.

    　That's why the Foundation seems to avoid dealing with paranormal technology openly. By using anomalous technology, they are trying to prevent their judgment of normality from being shaken. However, just as the foundation in Japan was born by absorbing most of the collection, no matter how "scientific" it is, the foundation is also an abnormal organization after all. There is none. As long as we deal with anomalies, it is difficult to maintain a completely objective attitude.

    　These are no exception for sushi blades. At first glance, the Foundation seems to minimize the development of technology in fields related to sushi blades.The  Global Occult Coalition has softened its attitude to "hold sushi and control sushi" from the thorough crackdown on sushi braiders. In any case, the situation is changing from moment to moment, and we have no choice but to be more actively involved in the sushi blade, whether we want it or not. How will the Foundation-Global Occult Coalition face the sushi blade world? I would like to continue to follow it and write an article.

    [Takayuki Hirosue] [Special supervision: Mutsumi Rubetus]

    　

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    PHYSICS Division

    The GOC's action arm, equivalent to the United Nation's Peacekeeping Forces. Tasked with the observation, investigation, and capture/neutralization of Threat Entities (TEs).

    Assessment Teams: Investigate and observe parathreats.

    Strike Teams: Capture or eliminate parathreats.

     



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    PSYCHE Division

    The GOC's diplomatic arm. Tasked with liaising with the paranormal community and maintaining peace between humanity and the occult powers.

    Special Observers: GOC agents tasked with observing scientific, archeological, and other investigations for possible emergent parathreats.

    Ambassadors: Maintain diplomatic contacts with non-hostile occult powers.

     

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    PTOLEMY Division

    The GOC’s support arm. Tasked with supporting the other arms of the GOC and maintaining the smooth operation of the organization.

    Quartermasters: Logistics and support. Handle everything from distribution of weapons and armor to coordinating food and supply management at GOC facilities.

    Research and Development: Coordinates research into new technologies by the 108 member organizations, and directs / funds new research and development.

     

     

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    Finally, let me present a case to

    You

    We had a new field agent. He had a powerful sense of justice. He also showed a lot of opposition to the existence of threat-entities. On one occasion, he faced a powerful Green, a reality bender. The elimination was a success, although he lost a leg. The achievement earned him an award. However, after this, he declared that he wanted to have an

    office position.

    Do you know why? No, it was not because of the injuries.

    Do yourself a favor and remember that many times, things don’t go the way you want them to. The Type Green the agent was ordered to eliminate was a 7-year-old girl. In less than a blink, seconds after the officer fired at her and the bullet hit the target, she realized that her gun was now a teddy bear.

    The task of eradicating a threat, even if it is a child, to preserve the normality of this world, must be executed seconds before the enemy acts. We spare no effort in medication or psychological counseling for you. I will repeat it again. We are not on the side of

    justice.

    We are executioners who give death sentence; this includes potential enemies for humanity.

    I’m sure they’ll figure it out after a mission or two.

    This completes the orientation for new staff. Since this brochure specifies how to carry out the “Driving Precautions” this is confidential classification. Viewing by non-staff members with a security level of Level 1 or higher is prohibited. Also, removing this brochure or any copies of it from the facility without permission is prohibited, so be careful.

    Please proceed to the exits after receiving your labor insurance and welfare documents for your cooperation. They can break ranks. Thank you for

    your hard effort.

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    It is a world of order and chaos in which we are going to work from now on.

    In the fight against endless threats, we exist to help our species.

    The Global Occult Coalition Far Eastern Lodge welcomes you.

    - ██████████, Operations Officer of the Far East Division of the Global Occult Coalition

     

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    El Chacho Santos

    During the 1940s El Chacho was an employee of the Special Security Commission. He travelled across war torn Europe attempting to obtain any anomalies he could in the chaos to bring back to Spain. Lots of his history is shrouded in mystery but it is also believed he was an active participant within the Yugoslavia war and across Afghanistan over numerous decades.
    Not much his known about his child hood other than that they were likely raised in Madrid.

    El Chacho has become infamous within the anomalous world for his escapades within Europe and Yugoslavia. Foundation agents have collected some documents about him from other GOIs.

    Chachos Hymn
    Wandsmen Document
    We believe it to be largely fictional but due to Wandsmen capabilities who knows what could have been made up.
    The story follows Chacho trying to secure COTBG anomalies from a farmhouse in rural France. The COTBG are moving anomalies away when OBSCURA attacks and in the chaos Chacho tries to steal some anomalies.

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    El Chacho dont fuck with no sweps just the ability that he is smooooth as fuck.

    He has a revolver as well which he shoots.

     

    Make sure to pay attention for the expanding Chacho cinematic universe
     

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    SCP-3008-2:

    OOC:

    My IGN: Charlie Gutierrez

    Rank: PlatVIP/Moderator

    SteamID: STEAM_0:1:104854326

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    Job Name: SCP-3008-2

    Outfit: models/player/Group02/male_02.mdl

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    Loadout: Fists

    HP: 250

    SCP-3008:

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    Item #: SCP-3008

    Object Class: Euclid

    Special Containment Procedures: The retail park containing SCP-3008 has been purchased by the Foundation and converted into Site-██. All public roads leading to or passing by Site-██ have been redirected.

    The entrance to SCP-3008 is to be monitored at all times, and no one is to enter SCP-3008 outside of testing, as permitted by the Senior Researcher.

    Humans exiting SCP-3008 are to be detained and then debriefed prior to the administration of amnestics. Dependent upon the duration of their stay in SCP-3008, a cover story may need to be generated prior to their release.

    Any other entities exiting SCP-3008 are to be terminated.

    Description: SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA, a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP-3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of sight of the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1. This displacement will typically go unnoticed as no change will occur from the perspective of the victim; they will generally not become aware until they try to return to the entrance.

    SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit. Current measurements indicate an area of at least 10km2 with no visible external terminators detected in any direction. Inconclusive results from the use of laser rangefinders has led to the speculation that the space may be infinite.

    SCP-3008-1 is inhabited by an unknown number of civilians trapped within prior to containment. Gathered data suggests they have formed a rudimentary civilisation within SCP-3008-1, including the construction of settlements and fortifications for the purpose of defending against SCP-3008-2.

    SCP-3008-2 are humanoid entities that exist within SCP-3008-1. While superficially resembling humans they possess exaggerated and inconsistent bodily proportions, often described as being too short or too tall. They possess no facial features and in all observed cases wear a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the IKEA employee uniform.

    SCP-3008-1 has a rudimentary day-night cycle, determined by the overhead lighting within the space activating and deactivating at times consistent with the opening and closing times of the original retail store. During the "night" instances of SCP-3008-2 will become violent towards all other lifeforms within SCP-3008-1. During these bouts of violence they have been heard to vocalise phrases in English that are typically variations of "The store is now closed, please exit the building". Once "day" begins SCP-3008-2 instances immediately become passive and begin moving throughout SCP-3008-1 seemingly at random. They are unresponsive to questioning or other verbal cues in this state, though will react violently if attacked.

    SCP-3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within, though these exits do not appear to have a fixed position, making it difficult to leave SCP-3008-1 once inside. Using any other door besides the main entrance to enter the structure or breaking through the walls of the retail unit leads into the non-anomalous interior of the original store.

    Since containment began 14 individuals have managed to exit SCP-3008. Following extensive debriefing all individuals have been administered amnestics and released.

    Incident 3008-1: At 00:37 on ██/██/200█ a human male exited SCP-3008, followed 10 seconds later by an instance of SCP-3008-2. SCP-3008-2 caught and killed the man before itself being terminated by armed response personnel. This incident represents the only time an instance of SCP-3008-2 has been seen exiting SCP-3008. A full autopsy on the corpse was performed; see 3008-2 Autopsy Log for more details.

    The man was carrying an IKEA-branded journal seeming to document his time in SCP-3008-1, transcribed below verbatim.

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    So, I'm writing this to document what I can only assume is my sudden descent into insanity. I can't possibly be THAT bad a navigator, and yet as I write this I've been trapped in Ikea for 2 days. I haven't seen another person in the entire time I've been here. I thought it was a prank at first. Turn the place into a maze, get all the people out and see how long it takes me to get lost, then everyone has a good old laugh. Realised that wasn't the case when I tried to backtrack. Everything had changed, so I ended up lost. Instead of the exit, it was just row after row of bookcases.

    So, I'm trapped in Ikea. Sounds like the setup for a bad joke. The lights went out at 10pm. Nearly gave me a fucking heart attack, that loud electrical THUNK sound and then pitch blackness. Place is full of beds though and my phone has a torch on it - but no damn signal - so I found a bed and went to sleep. Spent most of the next day trying to find my way out with no luck. Did find a restaurant serving those meatballs though, so at least I won't starve. That's probably the punchline to that joke. Anyway they were still warm and fresh, but I haven't seen anyone around who could have cooked them. Made my way back to the beds before the lights cut out again since it's too dark to search with them off.

    It's 9.10am now, the lights came back on a little while ago. I'm sure I've searched the entire area around where I came in now and the exit obviously isn't here, so I'm going to pick a direction and hope for the best.

    Day 3 of my magical Ikea mystery adventure. If I wasn't sure that there was something seriously weird about this place before, I am now. Walked for 3 hours in a more or less straight line (insert Ikea joke here) before I came across a ladder next to one of those huge stock shelves they have here. Climbed up to get my bearings, and it looks like this place just stretches on forever. Like that scene from the Lion King, except instead of trees and grass it was all shelves and tables and crap. I did see a person moving not too far away though, so I headed over.

    Thought it was a staff member at first - it was wearing the uniform. And hell maybe it was, maybe freakish 7ft tall monsters with long arms, short legs and no faces are just the kinds of thing they want working at Super Ikea. Damn thing completely ignored me though, and with no eyes or ears I can't even be sure it knew I was there. Thought about shoving it or something to get its attention, but its hands were big enough to crush a water melon so I decided against it. It just kept moving along and eventually I lost sight of it so I decided to carry on the way I was going.

    Anyway, no comfy bed for me tonight. Looks like I've entered the Improbably Hard and Pointy Table section of the store. Guess I'll have to make do with some bunched up tablecloths. Phone battery died during the day too. Didn't work anyway, but I feel like I've just lost some vital lifeline.

    You ever see one of those cartoons where they're going through doors in a hallway and they just pop out of another door in the same hallway? That's how I feel right now. I've seen nothing but the same identical bookshelf for 2 days now. Just row after row after row of them. I mean, come on. I love books as much as the next guy, but this is excessive. I'm obviously still moving forwards though, I can see the signs hanging overhead passing by. Too bad none of them say "Exit".

    Not sure who I was addressing that question to. Lets just say it was practice for the autobiography I'm going to write when I get out of here. I'll call it "My perfectly normal trip to a regular old Ikea".

    If I ever get out o

    Finally found some other people! Yeah, turns out I'm not the only poor bastard trapped in here. Lucky for me, I guess. My 6th night here, 2 of those staff things came at me in the dark. Different from the first one I saw, but still messed up. Heard them coming, they were saying that the store was closed and I had to leave the building, all nice and polite like. I'm not sure which part of that was weirder, that they don't have mouths or that they were apparently trying to kill me while they were saying it. Came at me like rabid dogs.

    So, I legged it. Sprinting through ikea in the dark like a fucking madman. I saw it when I cleared another stand of those giant stock shelves, all lit up with torches and floodlights. They've built a whole town in here! Got a massive wall built out of shelves and beds and tables and whatever else. I swear to god it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Anyway I guess they saw me coming (or maybe they heard my girlish manly bellows of fear), because they had a gate open and 2 people were there waving me in. Heard the staff things slam into the gate behind me after it closed, still politely informing us all that the store was now closed. They wandered off eventually though.

    They call the town Exchange, because that's whats on the sign hanging from the ceiling directly above it. Exchange and Returns. All lit up against the night using lights they've found and plugged into the power lines. And there are beds and food and people. Over 50 wonderful people with regular sized limbs and a full set of facial features. It's now my 7th night here, and the first one not spent in darkness. A full week living in Ikea. There's probably a TV show in that somewhere.

    Now that I'm around other people, I'm starting to feel more normal. Maybe normal isn't the word. But after a week with only the sound of my own footsteps for company, I was becoming increasingly sure that I'd just gone nuts. That I was tied up in some padded room somewhere, banging my head against the wall. But no, I feel quite sane now, thank you very much!

    Apparently there are other towns out there. Some with more people, some with less. I found that fairly mind-boggling - how can that many people go missing with no one noticing. Surely someone would have noticed that everyone who goes to ikea seems to fucking vanish. Or maybe it's not everyone. Maybe we're just the lucky ones.

    The people here just call those staff monster things the Staff. Apparently they are fine during the day, minding their own business walking the aisles. As soon as those lights go out though, they go fucking bonkers. So during the day people go out to find food, water and whatever else they need. Apparently there are restaurants and shops around that randomly get restocked. No one knows how. Maybe the staff do it. Apparently they aren't very good at their jobs though because the restocking sometimes takes a while, which means the food needs to be rationed. Maybe if they weren't so busy chasing people around in the dark they'd get more done.

    Anyway when night comes the staff go nuts and everyone holds up inside the walls. Apparently it's the same everywhere in this place, whatever this place is. The Ur-Ikea, from whence all other Ikeas sprang. Or maybe we're all still just in the regular ikea and this is all some fever dream brought on by mind-numbing boredom. Who knows.

    Been here for 10 days now. Most of the people I asked said they stopped keeping track a long time ago and one guy, Chris, said he'd been in here for years.

    Years.

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    Apparently there are rumours of people who do manage to get out. And of people who see the exit, only to have it vanish before their very eyes. I get the feeling not everyone believes that, but I do. Explains how we got stuck in here in the first place (sort of). And I mean, come on. Staff monsters, row after endless row of high quality Swedish furniture. I don't know why they would find a disappearing door so hard to believe in.

    Anyway, I went out scavenging for food at a nearby shop with Sandra and Jerry today. Once you learn the landmarks of this place it's not so hard to navigate. The overhead signs help a lot, but there are others; not too far in the distance a huge section of those giant stock shelves has collapsed against each other and way off in the east (we all assume it's east anyway - apparently Ikea doesn't sell compasses) is some kind of tower that looks like its made of wood, reaches all the way to the ceiling. Maybe they were trying to break out through the roof. Lights up at night so there must be people there, but its apparently a few days walk (which means it must be miles away) so no one here really knows for sure. Apparently I got incredibly lucky sleeping out in the open for a week without getting ripped to bits by the staff. That's me. Lucky lucky lucky.

    We found some food in the shop. Guess the staff restocked it during the night, which was nice of them. There was a telephone on the wall, so I figured I'd try it out. There was a voice on the other end, but they were just talking nonsense. Random words strung together with no real meaning. You ever see a video of someone with aphasia? Kind of sounded like that. Didn't answer me when I spoke to them anyway. Sandra says all the phones in here are the same.

    Oops, asking the journal questions again!

    I was thinking last night. The ceiling on this place is pretty high and as far as anyone can tell it goes on forever. Shouldn't there be some kind of weather in here? I'm sure I read about some NASA building that was so big it had its own weather patterns, with clouds and stuff. This place is definitely bigger than that, but now that I think about it I'm pretty sure I've never felt so much as a temperature change in here.

    I'll add it to the Grand List of Weird Bullshit.

    The staff attacked the Exchange last night. Must have been 20 or 30 of them all just asking us to leave the store calm as you like, while trying to smash the walls down with their bare hands. Apparently this happens pretty regularly, so everyone is prepared for it. Knives from the restaurants, lawn mower blades made into hatchets, a fire axe. One guy, Wasim, even made a functional crossbow. Anyway the walls have holes in them, which I hadn't noticed before, specifically so we can stab out at the staff when they attack. Took a couple of them down myself. They don't seem to bleed, which is weird, but they go down as easy as a regular person once you start sticking holes in them.

    We had to haul the bodies away in the morning. Apparently the dead ones will attract more during the night, so we had to get them away from Exchange. We have a couple of those trolley things they use to move big boxes around, so we loaded them up and took them over to Pickup. Apparently people just name everything in here after whatever sign is hanging overhead.

    Pickup was grisly. There were hundreds, maybe thousands of dead staff all piled up. There was no smell, which was a blessing. Apparently in addition to not bleeding, these things don't rot either. My curiosity got the better of me while we were unloading them, so I took a look at one of the more cut-up ones. They're just skin, or something that looks like skin, all the way through. No muscle, no bone, no organs. Are they even really alive in the first place? They certainly seem like they have bones when they are moving around, pounding on the walls. And I'm sure I felt more resistance than just skin when the knife went in during the night. Maybe something happens to them when they die. Just one more thing on the ever-increasing list of Weird Shit that goes on in here, I guess.

    Something occurred to me, after the staff attack the other night. Every time you see a situation like this on TV or in a film, like its the end of the world or everyone is trapped on an island or whatever, once groups like ours start to form people always seem to turn on each other. Fighting for food or dominance or whatever else. That hasn't happened here. Apparently people from other towns come by from time to time, just to check in or occasionally to trade if they are short on something. But everything is always cordial. Friendly, even. Maybe its the threat of the staff, or perhaps the constant restocking of supplies in the shops means there's nothing much to fight over.

    Maybe people are just better than they are generally given credit for. That's a nice thought. I think I'll go with that one.

    A dozen people showed up at the gates this afternoon from a town called Trolleys. Apparently the staff broke through the walls and tore the town apart during the night. These 12 are the only survivors out of over a hundred. We let them in, obviously. One more point in the human decency column. Later, I asked if anyone knew how many of these towns there were out there. Between us and the new folks, we managed to come up with over 20 names. 20 towns filled with people, and who knows how many beyond that.

    The motto for this place should be "How Is That Even Possible". Surely someone, somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here.

    I've been here for a little over 2 months now. Not that much changes, as it turns out. A couple of new people showed up, same story as the rest of us. Nice little trip to Ikea and suddenly they're trapped in Billy Bookcase's House of Faceless Weirdos. The staff attack the Exchange once or twice a week. We kill them and haul their bodies off, sometimes they hurt some of us first. They killed a guy called Jared a couple of weeks back. It was awful, frankly. Turns out regular humans still bleed in here, even if the staff don't. We tried our best, but none of us are doctors.

    Jared was a good guy. He deserved better. We all do.

    It occurred to me a couple of days after that, none of us were really looking for a way out of here. I don't even know where we'd start.

    One of those quad copter things with a camera attached buzzed passed Exchange today. I thought it meant that someone was finally looking for us, that help was on the way. Apparently it's not the first time this has happened, though. Same thing happened a few months ago, and everyone is still here.

    No idea if it saw us, it didn't stop if it did. Just kept flying until we could no longer see it.

    Note: Based on recovery time of the journal, this entry appears to line up approximately with our first successful test piloting a drone inside SCP-3008-1. Analysis of footage shows a walled settlement under a sign labelled "Exchange and Returns". Attempts to relocate the settlement failed. Origin of previously sighted drones is unknown.

    I started talking to people about the stuff they miss from home during dinner today. Probably not the best idea I've ever had, everyone seemed pretty down after. A bunch of people here have families. Husbands and wives, kids. Dogs. Franklin apparently has a pet llama, though I'm not sure I buy that.

    But apparently some of the people here have some seriously odd gaps in their knowledge. 3 of them had never heard of the International Space Station, 2 of them seemed to think █████ ███████ was the Prime Minister, and one of them had apparently never heard of the Statue of Liberty. I believe them, too. They seemed just as confused as the rest of us.

    The more I thought about it though, the more it started to explain a few things. What if the reason no one is looking for all us missing people is because we haven't all come from the same place. This is going to sound weird (maybe that should be the motto for this place) but what if all the people here have come from different dimensions? Realities? Whatever you call it. I've seen enough TV shows to know the drill. Sarah comes from a place where there is no Statue of Liberty. They didn't launch a space station where Wasim is from. If everyone here came from different places, even from ones that seem identical, there'd be no huge missing persons panic. No mass search. We'd just be a blip, a single missing person in a world of non-stop news.

    Well. That was a fun train of thought.

    Just realised that yesterday was the six month anniversary of my arrival here. I wonder if Ikea sells party hats. The routine around here has remained more or less the same. More new folk show up, one every couple of weeks or so. Food supplies go up and down, but we've never actually had a major shortage. Occasionally we get a visitor from one of the nearby towns, usually Checkouts or Aisle 630. We check in with each other from time to time, occasionally trade supplies if someone gets particularly low on something. It's comforting, in a way. A reminder that we aren't alone in here, some small glimmer of civilisation. Sometimes they bring medical supplies. Apparently there's a pharmacy a few towns down from Checkouts that gets restocked every now and then, so they share out what they can. I've never heard of an Ikea with a pharmacy before but at this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone stumbled on an Ikea Organ Harvesting Lab. Would certainly explain the staff.

    Speaking of our faceless jailers, their attacks have been getting worse lately. 3 or 4 times a week now, with twice as many staff as there used to be. No idea where they all come from, or why the attacks have increased. We tried following one of them during the day a few weeks ago, me and Sarah. Wanted to see if they lead back to a staff room or something. Didn't seem to go anywhere though, just randomly walked through the aisles. We had to turn back before we found anything.

    We've been reinforcing the walls, trying to arm ourselves better. Certainly no lack of materials to use. Wasim has been making more crossbows, but it's pretty slow going.

    Too bad Ikea doesn't sell guns.

    Note: No new personnel have entered SCP-3008 at Site-██ in the time span indicated in this entry.

    The attacks are getting bad now. Almost every night, and with so many staff that the bodies almost pile high enough for others to climb the walls. I think we're in real trouble here.

    Exchange is

    I think Exchange is done. We got hit pretty bad last night. Not many casualties, but the wall is wrecked. We finally figured out why the attacks had been escalating, too. A box of supplies had a chunk of one of the staff in there. No idea how it happened but apparently a piece of one will draw them as well as a full body. Too late now in any case, there's too many bodies for us to haul away and still have time to fix the wall before night. Candace has called a meeting. I suspect there will be talk of abandoning Exchange, maybe try and get shelter at Checkouts or something.

    It's already getting late though. I don't think we'll have time to make it. Maybe some of us will. I was fine for that first week out in the dark, after all. But then, how often can I keep getting lucky.

    I'm only writing this for a sense of closure, I guess. For me, or for anyone who finds this. If this is the final entry here, I hope whoever is reading this is doing so from outside of this place.

    My biggest fear? If I do die tonight, I'll just wake up here again in the morning.

    Note: This is the last entry. It is assumed that while attempting to reach the "Checkouts" settlement he was separated from the rest of his group by a pursuing SCP-3008-2 instance and happened upon the exit.

     

    SCP-3008-2(The character I will play as):

    I will play as a humanoid entity with no face who lives in SCP-3008-1. I will have stronger fists to attack people and will use pac-3 to change my head and increase the length of my limbs as SCP-3008-2 is known to be abnormally tall.The idea of playing as SCP-3008-2 is to be located in an IKEA shop(built by me either in car shop or warehouse on surface) and to act like a normal IKEA shop during the day, but at night I become extremely hostile and attack anyone who enters whilst repeating "Please leave the building, the store is now closed". To cycle day and night I will turn the inside and outside lights off every 10 mins or so to create this effect. I believe that this SCP will hopefully bring an interesting roleplay element to the server where the foundation and GOI's will be researching this SCP whilst keeping civilians away. The goal of this character is quite simple: to keep the shop closed and secure during the night and to patrol IKEA during the daytime, performing various tasks such as restocking shelves or moving various furniture around.

     

     

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