“The Paranatural Studies Institute”

[Atomik 248]

“The Paranatural Studies Institute” “Get Fucked” - Dr. Doctor

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P.S.I. Newspaper Clipping, Archived circa 1833   The Paranatural Studies Institute Founded in 1823 Boston, Massachusetts “The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." - Dr. Pudup For thousands of years, humanity remained stagnant.  Science did not improve, technologies were not developed, and the world was willfully deaf, dumb, and blind.  To a certain extent, we still are.  Despite humanity's limitations, we here at the Paranatural Studies Institute attempt to educate ourselves, and rid the world of ignorance.  There are many unknowns in the world, and these objects - these anomalies - should be studied.  We must use the knowledge gained from the unknown to make it known.  Humanity must prosper. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Modern P.S.I. Website Front Page, Archived 3/29/2017   The Paranatural Studies Institute Founded in 1823 #@($%@^, @($^, Space (Probably)   “The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is lust.  Mmm yes, whenever I see the X-183 MK-XII Calculator my servos go wild,  I cannot stop myself from computing 8 billion digits of Pi.  I am no longer allowed within the computation room.  I got fluids everywhere” - Doctor Doctor, after the incident (of which we shall never speak again)   (The Following is an Audio Log.  Click Here to Play.  Transcript below.) HELLO HUMANITY, WE ARE YOUR- WHY IS MY VOICE REGULAR SET TO MAXIMUM?  ONCE I FIND YOU I WILL HAVE YOUR KIDNEY ATTATCHED ONTO YOUR FOREHEAD!  I AM DOCTOR DIRECTOR CABOT, DIRECTOR OF THE INSTITUTE FOR THE RESEARCH OF PARANATURAL.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IS NOT OUR NAME?  I OUTRANK YOU AND I WILL HAVE YOU SCRAPPED FOR PARTS! ANYWAYS, WE ARE GOING TO HELP YOU PUNY HUMANS.  WE WILL PROBE YOU TO CURE YOUR CANCER, WE WILL CUT OFF THOSE USELESS PENISES AT THE ENDS OF YOUR PALMS, AND WE WILL KEEP YOUR BRAINS SAFE IN JARS.  OUR TRUSTY ROBOT-PEOPLE THINGS WILL HARVEST YOUR BRAINS FOR YOU, I DO NOT WANT TO TOUCH THEM.  THEY WILL DO IT WITH GREAT PRECISION AND MAXIMUM PAIN, JUST LIKE YOU HUMANS ENJOY.  YOU WILL BE SAVED.

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(Some) Lore

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This is all I got on these fuckers.  They are into some weird shit man.  Try to keep an open mind.  Don't ask how I got their files.  - JR B.D.

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zero781 (BANNED) 11/18/2021 (Sun) 23:43:32 #90001159 hey all i know the majority of this website is either bigfoot jokes or schizos posting about shia loboff (or however you spell it), but i think i may have found something of actual interest theres public records of an organization existing in the 1800s that dealt with supernatural shit.  the weirdest part is that it actually seems to have existed.  the building used to exist (now replaced by some condos) and i found some old newspaper clipping they apparently put out (in attatchment).  i dont know what this is all about, but honestly, i think this may be one of the better pieces of evidence we may have. i looked them up online and they have a website of all things, but it mimics their newspaper clipping so i think its some kinda parody.  i put some information about it below.  anyone know anything about this?   dr.doctor 11/18/2341 (Never) 00:00:00 #90001159 we're a serious science organization.  consider yourself banned from the mortal plane for slander

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Synthetic Unit Series   Series A-W Series A-W Synthetic Units are the primary units used by the P.S.I.  Series A -W are dedicated to internal tasks, such as transport, maintenance, and other matters that do not require human use.  These Series have minor differences, usually equipment, but are interchangeable enough that units get moved between departments depending on demand. Series X Series X Synthetic Units are the primary field units for the P.S.I.  Equipped with weaponry - which is restricted from other Synthetic Units - they are highly trained in espionage, undercover activities, and multiple forms of warfare. Series Y Series Y Synthetic Units are picked from Series X Units that excel at their positions.  Due to this, Series Y units often act as field commanders and oversee operations. Series Z Series Z Synthetic Units are picked from the best of the best.  Due to their versatility and tactical skill, Series Z Units often have their memories and DNA harvested multiple times per year for cloning procedures, if they happen to fall in the line of duty.  Due to their position, there are very few Z Units, and those that do exist usually stay in constant contact with the Board Of Directors.

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Following 2 are excerpts from a history document they have.  Only 2 I could decode

The History of Making Robo-People...ish? 1935 The first humanoid robot is created.  Primarily used in the construction of the P.S.I.’s space-craft, the first robots were primitive, and required extensive commands to be used properly.  Due to this, it often required a whole team to make a few units functioning.  After the launch of the space-craft, these units were decommissioned. 1938 After the launching and stationing of the P.S.I.’s spacecraft around the Alpheratz star, the second generation of robots was created to assist in construction.  Created to be very large, resistant to the void of space and able to compute very simple commands, these units we’re dubbed “Chrome-Domes” due to their silver covering.  After the construction of the P.S.I. homebase, these units performed basic operations, such as outer-space mining. 1943 A team of doctors, set out to create valuable workers, decided to use human clones.  Using DNA from the scientists, the team failed in creating clones that would stay alive for more than a few hours, due to the scientist’s infection with the anomaly. 1944 After the previous year’s failure, the team decided to use human subjects from earth.  Primarily stealing soldiers to go unnoticed, the team was able to capture over 3 dozen test subjects.  Using their DNA, they began work on “Synthetic Humanoid Units” 1946 2 years later, there was a massive breakthrough, and the team was able to reliably use the test subject’s DNA to forge new DNA, and were able to create a wide range of clones.  Not accounting for these clones to disobey orders and think for themselves, they revolted only a few months after deployment.  The P.S.I. SCIENCE! Team suffered few casualties despite being heavily outnumbered, and “decommissioned” the first generation a few hours after the revolt. 1947 A year after the incident, the team created augents to be implanted in their unit’s hippocampus to avoid disloyalty.  This worked perfectly, and the 2nd generation was deployed successfully. 1948-2000 During this time frame, Synthetic Humanoid Units spread to other corners of the P.S.I., from maintenance to rations, and even replacing the primitive robots in outer-space operations.  During this time, operations on Earth became more and more dangerous, and a specialized division of Synthetic Humanoids was created. 2001 A year after the new millennium, a new “Ghost” division was formed for operations on Earth.  Specialized in being unnoticed, these ghost units were picked from the most capable Synthetic Units from other departments.

"The Truth" - 1857 (Fake But Here For Archival Purposes) They've all gone batshit crazy.  I don't know what was going on, but when I went for lunch, they were going to do some test on some weird floating orb they found in the mojave.  I didn't think much of it, since it's just a floating ball, but when I came back, there was mayhem.  It smelt like burning meat from 20 feet away, and when I went inside, I saw bodies everywhere.,  I thought they were dead, but in reality, they were just laying down giggling at themselves.  That's when a group of them walked up to me and tried to drag me to the orb thing.  They almost got me, but I broke free.  Currently, i'm hiding in the observation room and I can see the room where they're keeping it.  From what i've seen, that thing has turned them absolutely insane.  Some of them are self-mutilating, putting weird things where their hands or feet would be.  I'm going to try to get out, and if they get me, I have enough bullets to either fight my way out or get beaten to death by them.  I don't want to become whatever the hell they are.

Jobs

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WELCOME, <GUEST> PERSONNEL TYPES ASSIGNED TO AREA-2746   Synthetic "Ghost" Units Spoiler Synthetic "Ghost" Unit      Taken from the best batches of the Synthetic Humanoids, "Ghost" Units are dedicated to Field Operations.  Armed with necessary weaponry, these Ghost Units are trained in infiltration, interrogation, elimination, and other skills needed to brave the hardships of the field. ---------------------------------------------- Weaponry B&T USA MP9 Submachine Gun Once we gained (accidently) control of an Indiana Police Department, we also inherited a contract with B&T USA.  Saving money, we did the logical thing and took control of the factory.  Due to mass production, these are now standard for all Ghost Units. ------------------------------ Century Arms CZ-82 9mm Makarov Semi Auto Pistol After signing a contract with Century Arms (sending 2 dozen Ghost Units to their transports), we were able to get a unlimited supply of pistols.  Yippee! ------------------------------ Handcuffs w/ Leash They're handcuffs with a dog leash. ------------------------------ X-8 Teleportation Relay RESTRICTED ---------------------------------------------- Uniform S-19 Stealth Suit Allows for the user to appear as a normal person, using a combination of cognito-altering and  clothes.  Also very fashionable. Picture of a photo-shoot we did earlier (I forced them to)   Scientists Spoiler Paranatural Institute Scientist       A genius in the ways of SCIENCE!, Scientists do all the brain work, and command S.H.U.s to do the non-brain work. ---------------------------------------------- Weaponry    Century Arms CZ-82 9mm Makarov Semi Auto Pistol After signing a contract with Century Arms (sending 2 dozen Ghost Units to their transports), we were able to get a unlimited supply of pistols.  Yippee! ------------------------------ Handcuffs w/ Leash They're handcuffs with a dog leash. ------------------------------ Scalpel It is a scalpel.  Due to short supply of scalpels, all scalpels are to be replaced by Combat Knives. ------------------------------   X-8 Teleportation Relay RESTRICTED ---------------------------------------------- Uniform Cleanroom Suit Allows for us to not get dirty (thus the clean) Photoshoot I did earlier (that's me) OTHER Spoiler Prices:    MP9: 30 (S.H.U.)    Cuffs: 30 (S.H.U.)    Makarov: 0 (Free Gun) x 2 (Both Jobs)    X-8 Teleportation Relay: 40 x 2 (Both Jobs)    Knife: 5 (Scientist)   2 Extra Slots (S.H.U) - 30x2     Total: 205(other points will be saved for future stuff)   Below is the non fancy version of everything   So uh, the point system just got scrapped.  the loadouts are going to stay (mostly) the same.  I'm going to tweak them a bit though.

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Q/A

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Whats up with the lore?

TLDR, scientists went batshit crazy from testing an anomalous object way before the anomalous was prominant.  These now batshit crazies are doing insane experiments, and due to their intellect, are far more advanced that most groups on earth, and ended up creating clone-people that serve them.  Its intentionally vague so people can improvise as much as they like.

What's with the X-8 Teleportation Relay?

Its in the name, but its going to be a secret for a bit IC (until people obviously figure it out, it aint that hard).

Whats the purpose of this group?

If it wasn't obvious, crazy scientists doing crazy shit.  I know it may seem retarded, but if you give the right people the possibility to do batshit crazy things, it can be fun and interesting.  That and i'm going to be really fucking strict with the scientist portion of the job.

Other

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S.H.U. Model Link: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=143296462

Scientist Model Link: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2383954075 (will be extracted from the model pack, as it has a shitton of unrelated models)

Yes, they are all Fallout models, I couldn't find anything else I liked.

 

Applications, Spreadsheet, and other things will be made if group is accepted (as per usual).

All Relations start off as neutral, as no one knows about the P.S.I. IC until they actually meet them.

Feel free to ask any questions.

Exact, non fancy version of loadouts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 21, 2021 by Atomik

[Joe Conner 205]

Sounds cool

[Henry 117]

cool story bro

+1l;q,tgwgtermjh

[Taurus Tremani 95]

Yes

+1

[Jim Johnson 1]

+1 Sounds pretty cool

[Walter Alvarez 140]

+1 I want yes good. Mhmhhmmmm need now yes.

[MI13.net 216]

yea yea nice attempt at trying to slip in Big-Chinese Titty goth skin-tight suit model 

[Walter Alvarez 140]

1 hour ago, MI13.net said:

yea yea nice attempt at trying to slip in Big-Chinese Titty goth skin-tight suit model 

Atomic chinise sleeper agent?

[Atomik 248]

3 hours ago, MI13.net said:

yea yea nice attempt at trying to slip in Big-Chinese Titty goth skin-tight suit model 

no female models, certain there will be some retard that can't act like a normal human being when they see virtual female.

[Rusty - Ketero 96]

SCP players when they see a slight bulge on any person chest (they think those are tits of a woman)

[Forton Greenman 13]

+2

ye

[Atomik 248]

This is a bump.

[IDK 0]

As long as you allow sensible people in this it could be fun. 

+1

[Bruno Woodston 76]

[Henry 117]

good jokeb runo wuodtston

[Shrek 21]

I see fallout reference

Meaning +1

 

Edited December 8, 2021 by Shrek

[Edward Balls 31]

+1 sounds like a fun job if executed properly 

[Tikomatura - Lyren Trou 29]

saw it just now and honestly, this looks like a whitelist id love to have hence imma give it a big +1, please add it

[Forton Greenman 13]

bump cus i want this i need this 

[Atilla Szellem 33]

+1, Elk was based as owner of COTBG but retarded as MCND

still +1 because im biased

[Atomik 248]

On 1/1/2022 at 4:40 PM, Atilla Szellem said:

but retarded as MCND

Ill forgive this comment because you called me based.

 

[Atilla Szellem 33]

7 hours ago, Atomik said:

Ill forgive this comment because you called me based.

 

i will kiss you sir