Edward Balls

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This job is a masterpiece. It is the SoulsRuined's magmum opis. You can see the writers attention to detail... people think its cringy but it isn't, it's something deep it's a very inspiring suggestion and thats the reason why i stand up from my bed everyday.  It is on par with the mona lisa and other masterpieces. This suggestion is what motivates me to get out of bed and do something. Easily the best app i've ever read in my entire life.

Im 15 years old and would like to apply for the Side Advisor.

i am el chapo
 

The Square Sponge

*loud giggling could be heard throughout the cell of the albanian high security prison*
???: Hey Mr Krabs, let's make krabby patties
Interviewer: This is the fourth time, I am not Mr Krabs - you are yet to explain who and what the fuck that is!
???: Mr Krabs, why are you screaming at me! I am going to go work for Plankton if you cant treat me properly!
Interviewer: Plankton? Who is that? 
*The Sponge would remove its "Squarepants" and crawl up the wall*
 
Interviewer: WHAT THE FUCK! 
*A loud bang would be met with screams from the interviewer for several minutes *
 
OOC: This is my application for the Square Sponge, he will be heavily focused upon PassiveRP throughout his time on the surface and the facility if he successfully gets in, he has recently escaped an albanian prison after being caught by soviet forces in a submarine heading to the east coast of Kazahkstan. The activities I would aim to do as this job would be the following: creating burgers, acting schizophrenic, screaming at people loudly and crawling up walls potentially to kill foundation personnel. 
 
end of application 
thank you
❤️

A Journal rests  on a small table, Candle lit but no soul is near to accompany the lone flame.

Read the journal?


 
 

Your in-Game Name: Edward Drake / Edward Balls
Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:140056176
Your Age: 17
Your In-Game Playtime: 1 week, 4 days
Your Warns: 1 - Failing to comply with staff
Rate Your RP Skills: 8 but with more experience, I believe this can be improved. I’m always try to get better to create a better experience for not just myself but also those around me.
 
What O5 Designation would you prefer (1-12) and what character?: 
O5-11
“Candide”  
Named after the protagonist from Voltaire’s novel of the same name.
 
Or “The Artisan” 
Male. European/Middle Eastern descent. Western European origin. Suspected to be around 130 years old. Appears around 70 years old. Favours white suits, usually worn with an overcoat.   
Known for his relentless optimism and being easy to talk to. Often interacting with many different personnel. This optimism can often be seen as a sign of naivety. However, this is not the case.
O5-5 is interested in the weaponization of anomalous objects, going as far as to spearhead dozens of projects regarding this. 
For example, the usage of SCP-3664 by MTF Omega-0 (“Ará Orún”). 
Also, played a large role in the creation of MTF Omega-7 (“Pandora’s Box”)

 
Have you read and understand the rules of SCP-RP?: Yes 
 
Why do you believe you should be part of the O5 Council and what can you bring to the role e.g (Pressure in extreme situations, making the tough decisions):
I believe that my induction into the council will provide many things that will benefit the foundation. The first being my character's optimism, something that I see as being a rarity in the site. Usually filled with pessimistic and negative personnel I see “Candide” as an opportunity to change this, increasing both morale and therefore effectiveness. Bringing a hint that I also wish to improve the research department more and focus on more projects. Such as the “Project Red Sparks”. 
 
Not only this but my time in ??? and as my character “Pavel” allowed me to better understand the way to lead. Showing me the amount of coordination and authority you need to make a group functional. While I believe “Cicero” has allowed and will continue to allow me to improve on my smaller scale RP. I see myself as friendly and approachable and wish to make a good impact on the council, creating more fun RP for not just myself and the council but others who might not usually get involved.
 
Can you explain what an O5 does for the foundation and the site itself and why he himself differs from any other site Administration?:
The O5 Council is unlike any other role in the foundation. They vote and decide on critical decisions whether it be external issues like GOIs or internal affairs like an out of control researcher. However, with this great amount of authority also comes an equally large amount if not more responsibility. This responsibility is what makes O5 so different, because a failure to live up to their authority could have a catastrophic result.
The Council's jurisdiction also extends over all sites, not just their own. Which is the case with SDs.
Unlike SDs, a Council member stretches to all foundations resources and even its most valuable assets. Their differences also arise from the Council’s level of secrecy and the fact it even has its own MTF, it being Alpha-1. They oversee the actions of the Site Administration and make sure to uphold the Foundation’s main objective, secure, contain, protect
 
What is the O5 Council?: 
The O5 Council are 12-13 overseers who maintain the direction of the Foundation and vote on critical decisions which will often seriously affect the Foundation in one way or another. Such as, GOI relations, the altering in foundation rules, the cancelling of projects or the altering of classifications. They do this through a democratic vote with O5-13 usually being seen as the deciding vote. Every Council member identity is held with the utmost secrecy and anyone below Clearance 2 is not know of their existence. Also being able to detonate the warheads on sites. They are there to uphold and retain the principles of the Foundation for not just themselves but also every personnel. To secure, contain, protect, so they can keep humanity safe.
 
Are you currently head of a department (Job Manager), general staff in Nu-7 or a Site Director?: No and I understand this is a big problem.
 
What Department would you like to focus on? (Research, Mobile Task Forces, Ethics,...): Kind of a mix between Research and Engineering. But, I’m happy with anything.
 

Steam name - Seto Zen Masamune
Steam id -STEAM_0:1:426886824 
In- game name - Seto Zen
Age - 27 
Total play time at time of posting this - 
Warns -  0 / proof

Character idea - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wRVJ9-ecyiYuwWDB0wefwZTt47w-AIUhqpVD3IwX8iA/edit?usp=sharing

Closing words - this is my first time creating a full on character for the server and i do have learning problems mainly writing so if the grammar isn't the best there i hope that explains it.

MTF Zeta-0 "Monsters"

 

Accepted:
@Krueger
@Bread
@Edward Balls

DM me on Discord, @Norra#0002
Add me if you are not already friends.

( I don't know if I'm allowed to submit multiple. But I had a lot of fun writing the other one., so I wrote this) 
 
SCP-████    -    The Dream Wayfarer


 
Item #: SCP-███ 
 
Object Class: Safe 
 
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is to be placed in a standard humanoid containment chamber. The walls, floor and roof are to be coated with soft foam. The bed is to be queen sized and covers to be changed weekly. 
 
SCP-███ has been highly cooperative with foundation personnel since its retrieval but has requested several items, which include: 
Stuffed animals. (Approved) A lot of the stuffed animals requested by SCP-███ are seen sleeping and hibernating more than normal animals. For example bears, cats, sloths and koalas. The most outlying being a request for stuffed sheep. Still being related to sleeping. Whether this is personal choice, or connected to the SCP-███ anomalous nature in some way is not currently known.
A puppy, kitten or lamb. (Denied)
A hot drink of its choice to be provided daily, apparently to help with sleep. (Approved) Subject seems to prefer chamomile tea and hot chocolate, both of which are noted to help with achieving sleep.  
Paper and painting supplies provided regularly. (Approved)
No sentient or potentially sentient SCP are to be kept within a 200 meter radius of SCP-███’s containment cell. Any personnel found asleep within SCP-███’s area of influence will be met with disciplinary action. 
 
Description: SCP-███ is a Caucasian male estimated to be nineteen to twenty one years old. It has a slender build. Not only this, but an IQ test has revealed it’s IQ to be roughly 120, slightly above average. Before it was contained, SCP-███ finished secondary education from [REDACTED] and two years of University in Ancient Greek from [REDACTED]. According to birth records, it was born on [REDACTED] in [REDACTED], England. 
 
The only clue about the origins of it’s anomalous abilities come from its own account. On [REDACTED] SCP-███ was on its way home after a night out with friends. While stumbling through the streets reeking of alcohol and tipsy from the drinks, It claims it suddenly felt like it was falling, spinning and turning. Surrounded by nothing but darkness. Then it was standing in a vast and surreal landscape. A figure standing before contrasted against to land of light he found himself in, wearing a dark trench coat and fedora. This man of indistinguishable features put his hand out and flicked  SCP-███’s forehead causing him to fall back into his bed. Waking up. Soon discovering these abilities.
 
SCP-███ was found in [REDACTED], England. After a field agent heard some local rumors and saw posts online, about one of the local university students appearing in lots of peoples dreams. SCP-███ was swiftly taken into custody by the Foundation. At first "Ed" was quite resistant wanting to return home. After Agent [REDACTED] gave it an explanation of what the foundation was it asked for time to contemplate. It was given 1 week to decide, it only took around 3 days and 2 hours before SCP-███ decided to cooperate. 
 
For around 2 months, "Ed" was kept in its containment cell for about 22 hours a day. However, after seeing its level of cooperation Dr [REDACTED] put forwards a proposition saying that SCP-███ would be allowed roam the low level areas of the facility for up to 4 hours a day. This was accepted then implemented by Director of Site █. This went on for about 6 months, over these months its free time was continually increased, now being allowed out for up to 18 hours a day if it so wishes. It is noted that it still spends a fair bit of time in its CC because this is where its films and CDs are stored along with it other belongings. Its also important to note that SCP-███ has created a number of connections with personnel on Site █. The most noteworthy being both Dr [REDACTED] and Dr Marlowe, LT Watson of Site █, as well as Agent [REDACTED] of MTF Alpha-9. It is on a first name basis with these personnel showing an incredible amount of cooperation and affability.
 
SCP-███ can be seen to have unnatural eye colour. It is currently theorized that whatever it received its anomalous abilities also altered its eye colour. SCP-███ prefers to be called by its birth name, "Ed", but will respond to its designated number.  
 
Any lifeform capable of REM sleep within 200 meter radius of SCP-███ are able to be affected by “Ed”. When SCP-███ uses its anomalous ability, it will instantly enter a state of REM sleep, often falling onto the ground as a result. Sleep studies conducted on “Ed” show a complete bypass of the first four stages of non-REM sleep when this happens. Any sleeper within SCP-███'s area of influence is at risk of enter REM sleep if "Ed" chooses to bring them. And will stay that way until SCP-███ releases them.  
 
SCP-███’s most significant and maybe even useful anomalous power is its capability to enter and force other personnel into the dreams of living organisms and capable of REM sleep within its area of influence. SCP-███ does this by entering what it refers to as the “Dreamlands” during REM sleep, which in his word, everyone has. It, in its own words, “falls” into these “Dreamlands”.  
 
Artistic depictions of the Dreamlands by “Ed” show these “Dreamlands” to vary massively depending on whose dream SCP-███ has entered. These are apparently affected mostly by memories, desires and where they reside. Head researcher Doctor ████ has “purchased” several of “Ed’s paintings for decorative purposes. 
 
Tests conducted with SCP-███ on D-class and other organisms show that it is capable of influencing the mind of others by shaping their dreams. For example, a highly aggressive French Bulldog that had been abused since puppyhood showed great affection towards “Ed” in reality after “Edward” apparently rescued it from an abuser in one of its nightmares.  
 
Incident Report-[REDACTED]-B: 
One D-class unaware of “Ed"’s existence reported seeing it in her dreams after SCP-███ went in during an experiment. SCP-███ later told personnel that the D-class was innocent of her crimes. Specifically, first-degree murder and arson. When asked how it knew this, “Ed” replied that it examined her memories via her dreams and exposed information that indicates she was framed. An investigation conducted by the Foundation proved SCP-███’s claims. Resulting in the culprit being caught and made into D-class. The wrongly convicted D-class has since been promoted to a janitorial job. 
 
Extra Information:
1. SCP-███ is paid for its paintings with films and audio books.
2. SCP-███ has become aware of the existence of MTF A-9 and shows interest in the matter. However, it currently shows no intention of joining.  
 
Interview Log:
My Character:
Relations:
My OOC: 
Thank you for reading and sorry if multiple applications aren't allowed. 😄 
If you have any questions, contact me on Discord. ->  chef#1471

The Mages Academy
 
FIELD REPORT ENCLOSED
02/5/1985
 
A scrunched up piece of paper is seen in the corner of the dimly lit room
 
Another letter freshly opened sits on the desk 

 
 
Massive thanks to @Edward Ballsfor help
 
 
 

( I don't know if I'm allowed to submit multiple. But I had a lot of fun writing the other one., so I wrote this) 
 
SCP-████    -    The Dream Wayfarer


 
Item #: SCP-███ 
 
Object Class: Safe 
 
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is to be placed in a standard humanoid containment chamber. The walls, floor and roof are to be coated with soft foam. The bed is to be queen sized and covers to be changed weekly. 
 
SCP-███ has been highly cooperative with foundation personnel since its retrieval but has requested several items, which include: 
Stuffed animals. (Approved) A lot of the stuffed animals requested by SCP-███ are seen sleeping and hibernating more than normal animals. For example bears, cats, sloths and koalas. The most outlying being a request for stuffed sheep. Still being related to sleeping. Whether this is personal choice, or connected to the SCP-███ anomalous nature in some way is not currently known.
A puppy, kitten or lamb. (Denied)
A hot drink of its choice to be provided daily, apparently to help with sleep. (Approved) Subject seems to prefer chamomile tea and hot chocolate, both of which are noted to help with achieving sleep.  
Paper and painting supplies provided regularly. (Approved)
No sentient or potentially sentient SCP are to be kept within a 200 meter radius of SCP-███’s containment cell. Any personnel found asleep within SCP-███’s area of influence will be met with disciplinary action. 
 
Description: SCP-███ is a Caucasian male estimated to be nineteen to twenty one years old. It has a slender build. Not only this, but an IQ test has revealed it’s IQ to be roughly 120, slightly above average. Before it was contained, SCP-███ finished secondary education from [REDACTED] and two years of University in Ancient Greek from [REDACTED]. According to birth records, it was born on [REDACTED] in [REDACTED], England. 
 
The only clue about the origins of it’s anomalous abilities come from its own account. On [REDACTED] SCP-███ was on its way home after a night out with friends. While stumbling through the streets reeking of alcohol and tipsy from the drinks, It claims it suddenly felt like it was falling, spinning and turning. Surrounded by nothing but darkness. Then it was standing in a vast and surreal landscape. A figure standing before contrasted against to land of light he found himself in, wearing a dark trench coat and fedora. This man of indistinguishable features put his hand out and flicked  SCP-███’s forehead causing him to fall back into his bed. Waking up. Soon discovering these abilities.
 
SCP-███ was found in [REDACTED], England. After a field agent heard some local rumors and saw posts online, about one of the local university students appearing in lots of peoples dreams. SCP-███ was swiftly taken into custody by the Foundation. At first "Ed" was quite resistant wanting to return home. After Agent [REDACTED] gave it an explanation of what the foundation was it asked for time to contemplate. It was given 1 week to decide, it only took around 3 days and 2 hours before SCP-███ decided to cooperate. 
 
For around 2 months, "Ed" was kept in its containment cell for about 22 hours a day. However, after seeing its level of cooperation Dr [REDACTED] put forwards a proposition saying that SCP-███ would be allowed roam the low level areas of the facility for up to 4 hours a day. This was accepted then implemented by Director of Site █. This went on for about 6 months, over these months its free time was continually increased, now being allowed out for up to 18 hours a day if it so wishes. It is noted that it still spends a fair bit of time in its CC because this is where its films and CDs are stored along with it other belongings. Its also important to note that SCP-███ has created a number of connections with personnel on Site █. The most noteworthy being both Dr [REDACTED] and Dr Marlowe, LT Watson of Site █, as well as Agent [REDACTED] of MTF Alpha-9. It is on a first name basis with these personnel showing an incredible amount of cooperation and affability.
 
SCP-███ can be seen to have unnatural eye colour. It is currently theorized that whatever it received its anomalous abilities also altered its eye colour. SCP-███ prefers to be called by its birth name, "Ed", but will respond to its designated number.  
 
Any lifeform capable of REM sleep within 200 meter radius of SCP-███ are able to be affected by “Ed”. When SCP-███ uses its anomalous ability, it will instantly enter a state of REM sleep, often falling onto the ground as a result. Sleep studies conducted on “Ed” show a complete bypass of the first four stages of non-REM sleep when this happens. Any sleeper within SCP-███'s area of influence is at risk of enter REM sleep if "Ed" chooses to bring them. And will stay that way until SCP-███ releases them.  
 
SCP-███’s most significant and maybe even useful anomalous power is its capability to enter and force other personnel into the dreams of living organisms and capable of REM sleep within its area of influence. SCP-███ does this by entering what it refers to as the “Dreamlands” during REM sleep, which in his word, everyone has. It, in its own words, “falls” into these “Dreamlands”.  
 
Artistic depictions of the Dreamlands by “Ed” show these “Dreamlands” to vary massively depending on whose dream SCP-███ has entered. These are apparently affected mostly by memories, desires and where they reside. Head researcher Doctor ████ has “purchased” several of “Ed’s paintings for decorative purposes. 
 
Tests conducted with SCP-███ on D-class and other organisms show that it is capable of influencing the mind of others by shaping their dreams. For example, a highly aggressive French Bulldog that had been abused since puppyhood showed great affection towards “Ed” in reality after “Edward” apparently rescued it from an abuser in one of its nightmares.  
 
Incident Report-[REDACTED]-B: 
One D-class unaware of “Ed"’s existence reported seeing it in her dreams after SCP-███ went in during an experiment. SCP-███ later told personnel that the D-class was innocent of her crimes. Specifically, first-degree murder and arson. When asked how it knew this, “Ed” replied that it examined her memories via her dreams and exposed information that indicates she was framed. An investigation conducted by the Foundation proved SCP-███’s claims. Resulting in the culprit being caught and made into D-class. The wrongly convicted D-class has since been promoted to a janitorial job. 
 
Extra Information:
1. SCP-███ is paid for its paintings with films and audio books.
2. SCP-███ has become aware of the existence of MTF A-9 and shows interest in the matter. However, it currently shows no intention of joining.  
 
Interview Log:
My Character:
Relations:
My OOC: 
Thank you for reading and sorry if multiple applications aren't allowed. 😄 
If you have any questions, contact me on Discord. ->  chef#1471

Scarlet Hammer


 
Origin:     USSR
 
Active:     Global
 
Founder:    Unknown 
 
Scarlet Hammer represents the remnants of the former KGB Division of Special Circumstances (DSC), which was tasked with the handling of anomalies of the Soviet Union.  
The KGB Division of Special Circumstances (DSC) was an offshoot of the GRU Division "P" and organization birthed from Stalin's paranoia about anomalous objects after the assassination of Sergei Kirov. The history books teach you that Kirov was simply shot, but Stalin noticed something and realized. 
Kirov was assassinated by a pull of a trigger, but by a reality discrepancy similar to that of SCP-███. Because of this discovery inflating Stalin's paranoia. The result was the expansion of the KGB DSC and GRU Division "P".
With the fall of the Soviet Union, several high-ranking officials in the KGB Division of Special Circumstances deserted and took several high-ranking anomalies with them to sell on the black market founding and starting Scarlet Hammer. 
At present, Scarlet Hammer acts as the largest arms dealer for combat orientated anomalies around the world.
 
Structure: The leadership of Scarlet Hammer's remains anonymous: "Viktor" is allegedly the person behind the organization, they are also seen to be former Director of the Division of Special Circumstances. The organization is also cell-based, with an unknown permanent base of operations. 
 
Resources: Scarlet Hammer funds itself by selling anomalies to criminal and military organizations around the world. Although their current stockpile is believed to be limited.
 
Scarlet Hammer towards other GoI: 
 
Foundation: Will try to avoid. Hostile if necessary.
 
GOC: Usually hostile, however because of the large interest in Ovis City and its abundance of anomalous activity the SH tend to avoid but will not pull punches in case of hostilities. 
 
MCnD: On neutral terms with but also seen as a rival. However while MCnD focus on safe SCPs, Scarlet Hammer focus more on combative SCPs. 
 
Sarkic Cult: Neutral with. The SH are willing to do deals with. They are also willing to engage in combat if the Sarkics damage business. 
 
UIU: Hostile to because of their objectives.
 
Chaos: Neutral with unless they affect business
 
Archon and Plasteel: Unknown. To be formed. 
 
Scarlet Hammer, will focus on the buying and selling of anomalies with the objective of earning profit. They are willing to make deals with other GOIs in order to improve business and security. 
Doesn't care about harm done to innocents.
Foundation Log: 
My Character:
OOC Info:
If you have any questions, contact me on Discord. ->  chef#1471

Upon entering the room, you come across a large open box which contains only three items. A very old poster, a recording that seems to fit into the back of the radio on the table, and a folded up letter.
You decide to pull out the poster and take a closer look.
An order of how each item should be viewed seems to come to light, however you struggle to pinpoint why you have come to this conclusion. Next you decide to take the old recording out of the box and insert it into the back of the old radio on the table, which appears to have been hand crafted for such a recording. Inscribed on the recording's label is "A Call With a "Friend" ".
You press play. . .
Finally, you feel its time to open the letter. You see the writing on the top of the folded paper. "Showtime". Hopefully this will clear up the confusion. You unfold the paper and begin to read the neatly written words on the page.
 
 
Out of Character:
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Thank you!