The Riddler

I love this useless document!

The abstract idea of vengeance is imperishable, and no thought police, or any external force (John Fridge) is powerful enough to relinquish my prevailing ideology. Vengeance was not an tangible act, not the simple act of avenging, but something far greater. It stands for progression by grey means, it stands for doing the right thing whilst not becoming a slave to the vengeance itself.

I will never conform to the oppressive structures of SCP-RP... akin to 1984. Dr. Hannibal Lectuce here. I will be debanned and make a comeback.

step 2: make deban request

Server you were banned from: The SCP RP Your name in the game: I don't know anymore Your SteamID: STEAM_0:0:108381801 The name of the administrators who banned you: Cunt Company SteamID: know more Why were you banned ?: free ban Proof (unnecessary): low if there is a free ban Why do you deserve to be banned ?: Free ban Other chosen ?: No

+1 Free my boy he aint do nun BEST SCPRP SPEEDRUNNER PROFESSIONAL CLASS-D PLAYER

You are American don't even talk to me

What is this like a 200 word essay? You are wasting your time on this guy? Go do something productive, I mean it as an advice lol.

you really wasted your time on this? sheesh, that's sad.

Are you MLK?

+1 Firstly, I would like to state that I also believe the group will be trapped in an inescapable loop. Ample groups were portrayed to be different and useful, but most of them died eventually. Am I going to let the past repeat itself again? Yes, I am. If it's gonna die out, let it die, I do not care. Changes can be reverted easily but changes that didn't even have a chance can't be reverted. Secondly, I believe the group is structured well and the management has an (extensive) plan of the group's future. Nevertheless, it's (again) all about the implementation. We all know what happened with the other Black Lodge incident and I assume the majority would deem this as a replacement for MC&D; I don't think it is, I wish it is though. Thirdly, I know that the management is going to be selective to an extent and to some point in time. Taking the /setjob command into consideration, I speculate that this group can utilize it exceptionally for a quality roleplay. I must admit that I also want to join as I see some potential for psychological roleplay and my unfinished plans. Overall, has potential, needs to be given a chance, but PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, If you are going to put someone shitty in a management spot (like me) then cry about it, please just .

1. In V4, I used to build a epileptic torture machine and punish anybody who were disobedient. I trapped Knuji Parcs (Site Advisor) for around 30 minutes in that dumb machine and he kept doing cult activities on me after that incident lol. 2. Christof interrogating a guy with the damascus sword and setting him on fire. It wasn't that good but absurdness of the situation made it a remarkable moment. 3. Getting eaten by SCP-682/Kevin Energy in the Andrew Logan O5 Meeting event. 4. Wetchop sexually abusing Anton in the hospital operation room. Quality ERP, it was hella funny. 5.

+1 good guy

I like the document. You could maybe change some colors and add examples in order that some complicated laws will be easier to understand. I like how it is simpler and much clearer though.

I agree that my clashes with the External Affairs Department was extremely unnecessary and I will avoid similar situations in the future. Pacts had potential but it is a concept that can't be done easily; I failed and took responsibility. (Although I blamed Mark a lot at the same time lol) I hope that my mistakes will not be repeated by myself or anybody else. I focused on my self-improvement and moved on.

It has a deep meaning aight

“A deal! Let’s make a deal!” - Devil IN-GAME NAME: Hannibal Lectuce STEAMID: STEAM_0:0:108381801 AGE: 16 PLAYTIME: 8w+ WARNINGS: 0 ROLEPLAY SKILL: 8/10 Depends on the circumstances. O5 DESIGNATION: O5-12 “The Monster” - Johan I will explain more about my designation and character in the Council (If I am ever chosen.) INITIATING (UN)LOCKDOWN: /lockdown to initiate a lockdown. /unlockdown to end a lockdown. INITIATING NUKE: Essentially, Warhead Control Room -> Press Button (Senior Admin+ and valid reason needed) ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RULES: I have read and comprehend the rules of this server. WHY DO I BELIEVE I SHOULD BE IN THE COUNCIL: I have an extensive history in the O5 Council. My first term was between December 2018 - July 2019 and my second term was between May 2020 - September 2020. During my time in the Overseer Council, I have done my best to generate long-term roleplay and helped multiple departments expand and improve. I have saved the Foundation from carrying out treacherous pacts and additionally, proposed multiple objectively favorable pacts as well. My experience in relations is undoubtedly finest in the majority of the Site Administration. In the same fashion, I have been able to manage internal affairs and it is indeed one of the major branches of work I’m looking forward to operating again. I have an extensive layout of my future plans in the Overseer Council which will generate long-term and unique roleplay. With the ideal execution of my plans, I aspire to create a more unique atmosphere and accomplish the unknown. I strongly believe in my organization skills and expect them to prominently aid me in my gameplay and plans. Overseer Council went through a phase of favoritism -- especially in the pacts era -- and it was something that I’ve always despised. My actions are always logically contrived and ratified by logical premises. I will always maintain my objective nature, however, I will give decisions that will only benefit a certain group of people -- time to time -- as it will be required by my character. With the new structure of the jobs and departments, I would like to commit myself to maintain an ideal and fast adaptation process. Furthermore, I believe that I can help not only in this adaptation process but the development and statistical growth progress of the departments as well. In addition to this, I believe that I will be attaining these goals along with my fellow councilman as regardless of the circumstances, we are always a team. WHAT CAN I BRING TO THE ROLE: I can bring my manipulation and persuasion skills to the role as my plans also revolve around these aspects of mine as well. I can bring my leadership skills and intensely contribute to the daily management of internal and external affairs. I wish to unify people of all types and backgrounds then, accomplish something greater (which I prefer not to talk about). I can bring my determination and work ethics; these two aspects are definitely definitive of me and I believe that I proved both of them countless times, especially in the pacts era. I am going to be committing my time and effort to the Council in order to accomplish my plan and hopefully, carry out an enjoyable experience for everyone. THE DUTY OF AN O5 COUNCIL MEMBER: The duty of an O5 Council Member is awfully simple yet, remarkably complex as well. When I see the structure of a vast business, I think of the SCP Foundation and the O5 Council as the shareholders. If the business is going to be affected internally and externally to a great extent by a decision, this decision is given by the shareholders which is the O5 Council in our case. A group of all-powerful and unprecedented individuals that shapes only the future of the SCP Foundation but this world and beyond. As speculated, the members of the Council govern only extreme situations and give only critical decisions; they inevitably keep an eye on the Keter SCPs and practically micromanage Thaumiels. THE DISTINCTION: The O5 Council manages the totality of the Foundation (the bigger picture), unlike any other Site Administration. They have absolute control and access over everything in the Foundation. Members of the Council must not show themselves to the public and should remain hidden from the world. (Referred to the distinction in the last part as well.) WHAT IS THE O5 COUNCIL: The O5 Council is a small faction of high-ranking personnel that are capable of manipulating the future of the World. The majority of these individuals have anomalous powers and they are selected generally from the Foundation and occasionally from outside. They possess the ultimate control and access in the Foundation as they are essential for the Foundation and beyond. WHAT MAKES ME SPECIAL: Capability: With my work ethics and perseverance, I can achieve anything. Knowledge: My experience and unique knowledge -- generated from my mistakes -- allows me to generally determine the path to the best possible outcome from a situation. Creativity: I attempt to create an unique all the time roleplay and this is why my gameplay is unpredictable. Despite the fact that my gameplay might be paradoxical, it is still enjoyable for both sides. Fairness: I will be objective, enforcing blind justice. I will not let my (subjective) thoughts and feelings alter my decisions. I explained what made me special in other parts, you can check them out as well. DEPARTMENT: I'm a Site Director and former O5 Council Member (2x). Research Department is the best for me.

In Game Name: Hannibal Lectuce SteamID: STEAM_0:0:108381801 Age: 16 Past Experience in leadership/high ranking positions: SCP Moderator, O5 Council (2x), TCS Don & Owner, MC&D Salesman & Owner, HoEA (V5) and ECM (V5). Why do you feel you'll be a good Site Director?: I comprehend the purpose and functions of the job. I have extensive experience within the Site Administration of the Foundation which I believe it will help me absolutely in this position. My methodology had been delicately developed, everything I do is done in a logical and objective way. In conclusion, I believe I proved myself worthy for this position already. What role does the Site Director have on the site? The Site Director is the internal affairs manager of the Site. He ultimately manages the majority of the personnel and establishes a peaceful and secure atmosphere. He is tasked with regulation of the site, ensuring everybody is doing their job correctly and ideally. Unlike an O5, he deals with everything that has some kind of an importance. (Example: SCP-2295 containment breach or intruders etc.) What is the O5 Council?: The O5 Council is the 12 (or 13 depends) ultimate executives/overseers of the Foundation. They deal with extreme situations and massive breaches. Their identities are absolutely classified (there are exceptions) and they are rarely seen by other people.

+1 Good guy with ample experience. Don't give him HoEA though. What the fuck, I've been arguing with a grown ass 21 y/o man?

Dear L.S.: My earliest name is HANNIBAL LECTUCE, however, I go by many names, please don’t get confused. A new era, new names. My online identities are westend (Steam) and westend#2794 (Discord), excuse the repetitiveness. My library card signature is, STEAM_0:0:108381801. Frankly, I have never thought about my time in the Library, time is a complex concept. However, If I were to take a wild guess, I would assume it to be around 7 weeks and 4 days. Well, my initial affiliation with the Serpent’s Hand was totally accidental, however, everything that happens or will happen in your life is your destiny. I embrace my destiny, I reckon that one should hold onto their destiny until death, and I will do the same with the Serpent’s Hand until death and beyond. I’m an admirer of the anomalous; While some deem them as harbingers of doom and absolute threats and death to the humankind, I recognize them as art. A flawless and delicately made art and the only being who can do this is the one among us all. Indeed, calling them anomalous disgust me because they are not abnormal, they are nothing but perfect. Thanks to my accidental affiliation, I had the opportunity to cherish my admiration. I find the Serpent’s Hand particularly interesting as they have the courage to oppose the whole world. I believe that their vision of the anomalous world and impending future is enlightening, and it is the only true perception of reality. Either way, the anomalous will take over the world, the universe; Why resist? Why not accept and live? This is why I absolutely love the Serpent’s Hand. Among a world full of blinded people and ignorant forces, the Serpent’s Hand are the only ones who can clearly see the future that is approaching. I had a boring life before the Hand, my surroundings defined me, I don’t even recall a purpose that guided me through life. It all ended when I found the Hand, I realized that I was living a life of emptiness, and finally, I discovered the purpose of my life. I admire uniqueness but I must admit not all uniqueness is admirable. I assured everybody, including myself that I will live this life uniquely and fulfill my duty thoroughly. Since the Serpent’s Hand saved me from the darkness of the world, I will sacrifice my time and effort to it, and I promise that my work will improve this establishment into something greater. We are endless like the knowledge in this universe. The Serpent’s Hand doesn’t coordinate as a group. Destiny has brought us together, hence, we will not break apart, or are we already broken? We don’t have superiors, we have people who we admire and take advice from. There is no special method of joining the Hand. If one wants to join the Serpent’s Hand, they just decide to join. Likewise, that is how I joined the Serpent’s Hand. We are constituted of ordinary people, like the ones you see walking down a street headed to their favorite deli. Though our enemies don’t comprehend this basic truth, this is the actual truth behind our identities. However, our existence is much complicated, we value the purpose of the Hand more than anything in our life. The Hand recognizes anomalous people as people, unlike any other organization, and the anomalous itself is not a threat merely for existence. Yes, it presents a danger but everything, in some way, presents a danger in a certain time interval as well. The home of the Serpent’s Hand, the Wanderer’s Library is the endless repository of knowledge in the universe. Endless? Not really, I’m sorry but wait… since it keeps expanding, it is endless you know. It is a sad truth that the SCP Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition regard it as a threat, no knowledge is a threat. We were exiled once too but we learned from our mistakes; we are humans, we make mistakes. Global Occult Coalition, the Bookburners, is an organization of pure ignorance. They might have destroyed a part of the Wanderer’s Library but what is destined to happen, will happen and along with it, GOC will crumble as well. The SCP Foundation, the Jailors, is somewhat reasonable. The anomalous must not be imprisoned, but some portion of the anomalous must not be free either. We do condone their actions, but we understand their purpose but not their methods. The Marshall, Carter & Dark, the Merchants, I like them. While their purpose is rather simple, they are certainly useful to us as they are willing to obtain the anomalous for us in exchange for money. The Chaos Insurgency, the Madmen, is an organization of hostility. Their damage to the Library is unforgivable. I am a man who simply admires the entirety of the anomalous world. I am a man of art; I admire and I create. While I admire all, I want to end it all as well. I’m a hypocritic figure and I’m well aware of my hypocrisy. Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this world and this is the beauty of destiny. The longer you live and learn, the more you realize that in this reality only pain, suffering, and futility exist. Either you embrace the pain or end it all. There is no right or wrong, there is only reality. My actions are not justified, my actions are not approved by anything. I live as I please or shall I say, how I’m destined to live like. That is why I alter my identity all the time because I reckon that identity was a prison created by the disgusting society. I live, but my actions don’t matter; I live every day, knowing the reality won’t ever satisfy me. If you would excuse me, I found this Japanese cartoon rather interesting. A lifeless boy, controlled by others, living to save the adults from death. What a harsh life, isn’t it? I’m not a man who would speak the truth. I’ll pass on this one though. One of the terrible curses of the humankind is our duality. One day, I kill a man, and one day, I seek justice for a killed man. I would like to find a cure. In the vast and endless desert of knowledge, I will find my answer. I promise to you, with all of my heart, when the dawn breaks and the greatly anticipated future arrives, I will be on your side. My pledge is that for once, I’ll oppose my destiny and seek the truth behind all. Purged from my sins and selfishness, I will be beside you, watching the reality become perfect with our ideals of perfect logic. Knowledge will save us, we will create a reality of satisfaction or we will destruct the reality of dissatisfaction. “If love is just a word. Then why does it hurt so much, If you realize it isn’t there?” To a world carved by our ideals… Sincerely, Hannibal D. Lectuce

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I couldn't find another place to post this so... Apologies. I need my staff rank removed and PlatVIP rank back. In-Game Name: Hannibal Lectuce

Tag: SCP-RP Moderator RP Name: Hannibal Lectuce Evidence:

Your ban was 12 hours long, it’s already been “SOLVED”.

Judging by the FakeIDs you got, this you?