Der Larp Goblin

Being a valued member of this community (friends with auster schumacher) I believe I have the final say on this application and I believe this is great (i am friends with auster) +1 (i am friends with auster)

The Square Sponge *loud giggling could be heard throughout the cell of the albanian high security prison* ???: Hey Mr Krabs, let's make krabby patties Interviewer: This is the fourth time, I am not Mr Krabs - you are yet to explain who and what the fuck that is! ???: Mr Krabs, why are you screaming at me! I am going to go work for Plankton if you cant treat me properly! Interviewer: Plankton? Who is that? *The Sponge would remove its "Squarepants" and crawl up the wall* Interviewer: WHAT THE FUCK! *A loud bang would be met with screams from the interviewer for several minutes * OOC: This is my application for the Square Sponge, he will be heavily focused upon PassiveRP throughout his time on the surface and the facility if he successfully gets in, he has recently escaped an albanian prison after being caught by soviet forces in a submarine heading to the east coast of Kazahkstan. The activities I would aim to do as this job would be the following: creating burgers, acting schizophrenic, screaming at people loudly and crawling up walls potentially to kill foundation personnel. end of application thank you

prime example

You seem to get your own way most of the time with Spades so just keep sitting in a channel with him singing tiktoks and what not, im sure it will come eventually.

RRD main focus isnt being a medical or providing medical aid, rather it is to research which is in the name (didnt think I would ever have to explain that). Good work with your screenshot you shown someone going 24-0 and then someone going 4-2, not really proving a good point when Rez is known to be good at combat - perhaps you should be looking over to RC when it comes to shitting on ECs and going on 100 killstreaks but clearly they are friends with spades so not against your agenda ;). To be honest you could try have High Command sit down with RRD for weapons however with the spinelessness of all members involved you would have a situation where you will whisper into Spades' ear like usual and get your way. -1

+1 greek and loves my american friend egypt

THE EXPERIMENT BY ME IC MUFFLED VOICE: WMAMSDMAER MOOOORTY, MORRRRTY I CANT FEEL MY LEGS OR ARMS MORTY. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE MORTY - I.. I ... I HAVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE!?!?!?! MORTY: AW GHEE, YOU ARE A PICKLE SO YOU ARE - LET ME GET YOU A JAR *IMMENSE LAUGHTER* RICK: MORTY I HAVE A THIRST FOR BLOOD, BLOOD AND ONLY BLOOD - I DONT WANT A JAR I WANT BLOOD. GMAIL.COM EMAIL: PickleR1ck52@gmail.com PASSWORD: DegenerateMortyonNiggaNuts ACCESS GRANTED EMAILS (3) HOT MILFS WITHIN THREE MILES OF YOUR LOCATION [Click to show more] YOUR ORDER FOR A PICKLE JAR HAS BEEN RECIEVED [Click to show more] HOW TO TURN YOURSELF INTO A BLOODTHIRSTY PICKLE [Click to show more] RICK: MORTY I NEED YOU TO GO AND FETCH ME A KNIFE, A SHARP ONE AT THAT - I AM GOING TO TOWN ON THESE GUYS. *ANIME INTRO WOULD BEGIN* MORTY: OK RICK I GOTCHU, SAY NUTTIN. [END OF TAPE] OOC THIS JOB WILL BE A PICKLE NAMED RICK, HE WILL BE PICKLE SHAPED AND WILL EVEN TASTE LIKE A PICKLE, HE CAN DO PASSIVERP SUCH AS SITTING IN A BOX IN THE CAFE OR COMBAT RP WITH HIS CYBORG SUIT AND KNIFE THAT HE FOUND ON HIS WAY TO THE SITE. THERE WILL BE NO MINGING ALLOWED ON THIS JOB AND I WILL BE REALLY STRICT ABOUT IT AND ENSURE THAT IT IS FUN AND I LIKE TO PLAY AS PICKLE THANK YOU

FUCK YOU I AM POWERFUL

What gender are you.

This idea may be the best the community will be able to have - we hang norra for being a femboy. I will explain why this is a good idea and why it will be benefit the server - decreases the amount of trannies and creates fun. yourwelcome

@Norra

First off the APPLICANT IS VERY DILIGENT IN HIS TASKS AS SHOWN BY HIS BORDER CROSSING IN LATIVA/LITUANIA - SAME THING IDK. SECONDLY he has a good sense of fashion - wears dungerees thrieldy HAS A FORM OF DISABILITY WHICH INSTANTLY QUALIFIES HIM AS STAFF OR EP - LOOK AT ROGUE OR THE EXEC ADMINS AS A WHOLE FUCK GANN +1

-1 literally cried over GMOD shouldnt be allowed back

greek

I believe firmly in this idea - RC ruin events for both ECs and other clones. fuck them

Auster Schumacher — Yesterday at 3:46 AM - Added RuSHA Models, - Consortium Operative Now Use More Disguises, - SJBO Now Have Cameras - Big Epic! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575442404061085698/829114505312862238/video0.mp4 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575442404061085698/829114505312862238/video0.mp4 [4:40 PM] [4:40 PM]

@John Synergy redacted

bum ass retard - fuck this g because hes an opp. me and banana on the gang runnin up on the boys fuck jacko fuck gm gang gang

Ok GMAN shut the fuck up

Mine is chomo

Fuck Xunt, Fuck Norra, Fuck Femboy God I hate SCP staff... bring my IKEA SCP and we will be back in business.

https://gyazo.com/ffa1c6a96eb11faac8631c881815e99b I despise black people

because he has the brain age of someon who lives in a playdough house. Honestly a fucking bean with a lack of common sense