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Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

"Where all critters are welcome"

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/JbjY8MT

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note: due to the current rework coming + new GOI and stuff, I wouldn't mind having this idea being pushed forward a couple weeks to see how the server turns out beforehand

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Hello, pardner! It looks like you fine fellow have found yourself in Clackamas County and the town of Boring, Oregon, that can claim to have the least fitting name in all of the United States — except maybe Hell over in Michigan. For those of us who grew up here, it sure may as well be boring as all boring can get, but we've recently run into some people who we affectionately refer to as the Supervisors, and through some conversations here and small talk there we know that we apparently live in what some call a "nexus". A nexus that gives us some weird animals 'round these parts.

I, myself, am Tim Wilson, the founder of this wonderful community-funded organisation that goes by the name Wilson's Wildlife Solutions! You have wildlife problems, and we solve them. Recently we've gotten some new sources of cash, so we're spreading our horizons all across Oregon, which is known (but not by most) as the world's greatest source of exotic fauna. The Amazon may have its parakeets and tigers or whatever lives down there, but up here we got big supposedly extinct birds, cleverly calming turtles, money-driven crows, time-hopping coyotes, and the like.

We've been operational since 1997, when I was but a wee lad of 42 years, and we have been under official supervision since 2008 upon the signing of the legendary Boring Agreement (which came about after the infamous Ursus Maritimus Incident). Since then it has been cake eating and smooth sailing! Well, as of the time of writing. The world is a crazy place, and it's honestly a bit surprising just how well we have all been handling it. Let's hope that we stay that way.

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Our organisational structure is flimsy at best, but it works. I, Tim Wilson, am the founder, and some people are second in command, and some people are below them, and everyone does what they are best at and what they want to do. Officially, we can be called by anyone in Clackamas County to handle, say, a group of deer that consistently block the road or raccoons that keep getting into the trash. Unofficially, we can be called by anyone in Oregon and be expected to respond, for reasons much more esoteric than our website lists (we have a website, by the way). We're also officially a wildlife rehabilitation centre. Get us some animals with broken legs or birds with clipped wings and we will get them back on their feet, guaranteed. It's what we do.

As a team, we're ecologists, zoologists, veterinarians, animal control specialists, environmentalists, passionate individuals, friends, and family. We're capable, we're innovative, and we're really, really nice most of the time. Come say hi!

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Purpose:

In WWS, the two highest ranking wl's (Executive + Adviser) have their own unique SWEPs. Executive has the Avem bird conversion SWEP, having it only last 5-10 minutes like the newly added anomaly drug, and the Adviser has the chimera injection SWEP, but the chimera would not have so much health as it had as it would be less combat orientated, in lore WWS had chimera's in their holding. So the purpose of WWS being added as a GOI? Simple: gives more purpose to the idea of surface, and anomalies: Wilsons Wildlife Solutions would take advantage of previous SWEPs which were loved by some, especially such things as Avem. 

WWS is the next new competitor for anomalies, making it harder for Foundation to just go and pick up an orb and create a team of stupidly op Omega-12. WWS would be the Foundation's focus due to their current containment of low level anomalies (Birds, Chimera(s), Anomaly Jobs) and would provide more ResearchRP on surface, especially for WWS, as they will test on the environment of the birds and chimera, seeing if they are hostile or friendly, and trying to maintain a peaceful atmosphere at the same time. WWS will be new to the world of "anomalies" and will take specific interest in the Sarkic Cult's and the The Chicago Spirit: especially their anomalous drugs and the Cult's Karcist with his new found power.

In lore WWS looks after low level anomalies and would tie similar to UIU's purpose on the server, just executed better and will be less focused on camping anomaly spawns and actually creating them (like breeding) yourselves.

I am going to say it here: with this group I am going to try and enforce Role-Play for the sheer reason surface is lacking it; as Surface feels like a Gulag and everyone's just shooting everyone else and not paying attention to the actions of the like-minded. 

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Loadouts:    -5 Slots Overall-

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Wilsons Wildlife Executive (1 Slot) (Last whitelist you can get)

Avem Bird Conversion SWEP (Max of 3-4 birds at a time with the SWEP)

Various Pistols (M1911 - PM - P99)

Mosin Rifle

Immunity Drug

Amnestics Drug

Outfit: Same model as the Site Director

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Wilsons Wildlife Adviser (1 Slot) (second whitelist available)

Chimera Injection SWEP (Max of 2-3 zombies like Atlas' rules)

Various Pistols

MP5/P90

Tactical Cuffs

Anomaly Scanner

Immunity Drug

Outfit: Same model as the Site Director

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Wilson's Wildlife Labourer (2 Slots) (First whitelist - the trial wl)

AR-15's

Tac cuffs / Elastics

Various Pistols

Hacking Keycard + Lockpick

Anomalous Agility

Outfit: Civilian 

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Wilson's Wildlife Recruit (1 Slot) (Not whitelisted - user/vip level 35)

Various Pistols

Anomaly Scanner

Outfit: Civilian

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Rules:

 

1. Do not raid/taunt Foundation or any GOI's without perfect reason 

2. Try stay neutral with everyone

3. Only use lockpick/hacking card to free chimera/avem unless you're stuck. Exceptions can be made if raiding for a VALID reason.

4. Dont have more than 2 chimera at a time

5. Dont abuse the 016 immunity and throw the 016 anomaly at people

6. Try to not use firearms unless your wildlife are being endangered

7. Do not randomly infect people, ask them, remember ROLEPLAY.

8. Do try and gain support of people, especially TCS, PD, Foundation (within reason)

9. Do not infect other members of WWS (instant demotion)

10. We aren't just a vendor, if someone keeps trying to become a bird etc charge them money or turn them away. We want a peaceful environment not a mingefest
-MORE RULES TO COME-

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NEW ADDITIONS

  1. Immunity Drug - Grants Immunity to 016-2, 008-2 and 2191 infections for 5 minutes. Cannot use more than 1 in a life. $20,000 cost                                                          
  2. Amnestics Drug - A weak amnestics drug which allows the patient to forget only the last 5-10 minutes of their memory, it also gives similar effects to LSD and will give a prompt on their screen (like Heroin) which explains to them that they lost their recent memory, movement speed will also be temporarily slowed. $40,000 cost.

-credit to Willrick for the idea.

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CHIMERA RE-WORK

  1. Chimera HP decreased from 250HP to 100HP (Same as the human prior)
  2. Chimera count still the same, 2 of each type of Chimera. (2 C-1 + 2 C-2)
  3. Vampire SWEP remains as well as fists for self defence
  4. SCP-500 cure to be a feature
  5. More sound for Chimera to be added - like 2191 (good example)
  6. C-1 Keeps the speed ability 
  7. Due to C-1's speed ability, give C-2 a 50HP bonus resulting in a total of 150HP
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TRANSCRIPT-148-B

 

<BEGIN LOG>

Agent ???: Yes, Mister Wilson this is being recorded. You aren't in trouble, you haven't broken any laws, I just want to talk to you about this situation.

Wilson: Listen, I appreciate all the help the government has given us here but…

Agent ???: I promise you Sarah will be okay.

Wilson: Old Al was almost mauled by the thing, my sanctuary is in ruins, and… gosh, I don't even want to think about Copper.

Agent ???: I am aware of what has transpired, Mister Wilson. Will you please cooperate with me?

Wilson: Fine… But let's be quick about it, please. I need to rally the troops and I don't know how I'm gonna talk them out of this one…

Agent ???: How long was the Chimera in your custody?

Wilson: About a week now I reckon.

Agent ???: How did you house the thing prior?

Wilson: We tried keeping it in one those big ol' enclosures you see over there, but it didn't pan out well. So instead we kept up in that Warehouse down by Ovis main, but… Well, you already saw what happened there.

Agent ???: How are you able to afford all this?

Wilson: Are you… are you accusing me of something?

Agent ???: No, I would never.

Wilson: We get all our money and fixin's off of donations and bake sales. We got a real big anonymous donor. They're our guardian angel, I'm telling you. But I don't know if this going to be able to pay for Sarah's hospital bill.

Agent ???: Do you have an-

Wilson: I just feel so bad is all, she was just doing her job and lending us a hand with that dangerous critter and… Gosh. Are you sure I can't see her? I just want to talk to her and let her know we're going to cover her expenses. I think I might have to take out another loan, but it'll be a-okay.

Agent ???: Mister Wilson, please. Do you suspect anyone of being this angel donor?

Wilson: I don't know! The donations are anonymous. Now look, mister, it's been real nice but I'm getting antsy and my folks out there are shaking in their boots, not just 'cause of the cold. I need to go talk to them and tell them this is all going to be a-okay.

Agent ???: Very well. Thank you, Mister Wilson.

Note: Mister Wilson was looking quite distressed during our conversation. No eye contact, a smile from ear to ear, and he was wheezing the whole time. He doesn't seem like the dishonest kind, and his criminal record came up clean. I suspect he might just fear authority figures.

 

(http://www.scp-wiki.net/uiu-file-2008-21 + a few custom edits)

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Management:

Owner - Matt Feeney

Co-Owner - Joshy Freeman
Manager - Norra(?)

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SPREADSHEET: -added if/when accepted-

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APPLICATION

Steam Name:

SteamID:

In-Game Name:

In-Game Level + Rank:

Playtime (3 days minimum, exceptions can be made):

Warns (20 warns minimum, exceptions can be made):

What is Wilson's Wildlife Solutions?:

Do you understand if you break the rules you will be kicked/blacklisted from WWS?:

What is the Incinideer?:

Describe, in your own words, the NOTDFW:

Describe what a "Nexus" is in your own words:

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Write a short (around 2 paragraphs) Critter Profile on an Avem or Chimera. 

 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/wilson-s-wildlife-solutions-hub for help)

 

 

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"Will improve Research RP"
ATLAS had chimeras, no research was done because you can't research anything without it becoming an event. Avem swep is literally a minge swep, WWS will become a surface based CI, why do you need these?:

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How do you have a hazmat ability without wearing any hazmat?

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How are you meant to get amnestics? They're a foundation item

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Why? How do you improve RP by raiding?

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hi

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6 minutes ago, Inspector Willrick said:

"Will improve Research RP"
ATLAS had chimeras, no research was done because you can't research anything without it becoming an event. Avem swep is literally a minge swep, WWS will become a surface based CI, why do you need these?:

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How do you have a hazmat ability without wearing any hazmat?

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How are you meant to get amnestics? They're a foundation item

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Why? How do you improve RP by raiding?

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Okay some of these were added for balancing.

the immunity was due to a lore part I wanted to implement, something was said in one of the tales about the effects of one of the animals wearing off on the keepers, I thought it would be interesting to add it however as you said the models wouldn't suit the purpose - fairplay.

Amnestics says "plausible" as i know it would cause some issues but it would be more useful then not. Again an idea to be toy'd around with and could be used effectively if balanced - hence why only one job has it.

And the lockpicks/keycards? The purpose of WWS isn't to raid, however - if things were to happen (relations wise) - the job needs some sort of offence otherwise they'll be toyed around by the various GOI's - they need to somehow fend for themselves - whether its only one job that has lockpick/card or not.

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39 minutes ago, Matt Feeney said:

Okay some of these were added for balancing.

the immunity was due to a lore part I wanted to implement, something was said in one of the tales about the effects of one of the animals wearing off on the keepers, I thought it would be interesting to add it however as you said the models wouldn't suit the purpose - fairplay.

Amnestics says "plausible" as i know it would cause some issues but it would be more useful then not. Again an idea to be toy'd around with and could be used effectively if balanced - hence why only one job has it.

And the lockpicks/keycards? The purpose of WWS isn't to raid, however - if things were to happen (relations wise) - the job needs some sort of offence otherwise they'll be toyed around by the various GOI's - they need to somehow fend for themselves - whether its only one job that has lockpick/card or not.

The hazmat part could be made into an anomaly on its own, let's say a temporary protection from anomalies (that WWS can spawn and grant themselves, let's say 5 minutes of protection), atleast I hope it could be made.
 

Amount amnestics, I suppose it's fine but I suggest it would be yet another small-sized anomaly, something that works like amnestics and can be used in RP as a swep by the CEO of racis- I mean WWS, let's say a drug injector that grants you the same effects as LSD for short duration of time and you get a popup 'You have been injected with an anomalous fluid, it appears that your memory somehow erased anything that you witnessed in the course of 20 minutes.'

 

Lockpicks and keycards are a bit meh imo but if there's a need then let it be I suppose?

I just feel like this group will raid 2x the amount it was raided

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4 minutes ago, Inspector Willrick said:

The hazmat part could be made into an anomaly on its own, let's say a temporary protection from anomalies (that WWS can spawn and grant themselves, let's say 5 minutes of protection), atleast I hope it could be made.
 

Amount amnestics, I suppose it's fine but I suggest it would be yet another small-sized anomaly, something that works like amnestics and can be used in RP as a swep by the CEO of racis- I mean WWS, let's say a drug injector that grants you the same effects as LSD for short duration of time and you get a popup 'You have been injected with an anomalous fluid, it appears that your memory somehow erased anything that you witnessed in the course of 20 minutes.'

 

Lockpicks and keycards are a bit meh imo but if there's a need then let it be I suppose?

I just feel like this group will raid 2x the amount it was raided

yeah ok so turning them into drugs? Thats a smart idea  that would be good and could replace things that arent needed / would be too unbalanced.

I feel like weapon tuning may also be needed so they dont feel the need to raid, but hey you cant stop everyone.

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+1/Neutral

-I really like the whole idea of this job and I think it will provide help to this server. It looks fun and interesting.

-The only slight problem I have with this job is the current amount of jobs such as GOIs. Currently there are four which are Sarkic, Church of the broken god, Chaos insurgency and the Chicago spirit. Not only that there are five MTFs which are NU-7 "Hammer Down", E-11 "Nine-Tailed Fox", A-1 "Red Right Hand", B-1 "The Cauterizers" and B-7 "Maz Hatters" with all these jobs and many other the server is more spread out. Adding WWS would spread it a bit more and with H-23 being added it will be spread even more out. That is the only problem I see that MAY occur.

Otherwise I see nothing bad with the job in general.

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Will turn out just like Atlas did.  Not to mention, WSS wouldnt do well in, yk, a city?

insert all my fucking wls here so i can prove i have worth in life

 

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up.

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Guest bruh

i can assure you that`s not what WWS does at all if so Foundation would be hostile with them trust me this is not even close and WHY THE FUCK DOES WWS HAVE THE CHIMERA SWEP exactly?

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23 minutes ago, Guest bruh said:

i can assure you that`s not what WWS does at all if so Foundation would be hostile with them trust me this is not even close and WHY THE FUCK DOES WWS HAVE THE CHIMERA SWEP exactly?

Ok mate calm your tits

it's so they have more of a purpose, instead of them doing jackshit they can make chimera, as in the lore they had Chimera in holding. You can't expect the server to handle a wws member spawning in a bunch of npc's that work.

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My only problem with this is the chimera swep , it's sounds good on paper but it was also a big part of why atlas died.

In atlas when surface was relatively active you had no problems finding test subjects , but during downtime we could't do shit , you want this job to be neutral therefore with no civ the chimera swep is useless. (or infect the same 2 civs over and over again , did i mention you can't infect anomalies or it gets all fucky)

I think if you change that job with something else this Suggestion could work.

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Just a reminder that WWS is practicly Foundation's bitch. They operate under close supervision of MTF Beta-4 "Castaways". They don't do anything to breach the vail of secrecy and very closely cooperate with the Foundation. Some just call them Wildfire Department. 🙂

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