Jason Haze

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  1. Who got done by a penetrator known as the lemon strainer
  2. I foresee this user being eaten in the near future...

  3. There has been no recent updates on the progress of the server, and so when it comes out is currently anyone's guess.
  4. My SCP withdrawal symptoms have grown, while my ability to concentrate, will to live and purpose in life have all depleted. Every day I dive down into a deeper spiral in which the chaos, confusion and depression metastasize in the deepest parts of my mind. I am nothing without SCP, but despite the ongoing agony and gnawing at my brain in awaiting v7, I know that Harland WILL release V7 soon(TM), and that my life will be once again complete.
  5. Ty Mr. Dixon for your great feedback!
  6. This SCP is deep in the works and much more is to come, but this is a general idea. SCP 3312 - "The lemon strainer" Special Containment Procedures - SCP 3312 is to be kept in a small wooden cabinet inside Site-34 (Bucharest Romania) and monitored by at least 3 Level-2 personnel at all times. Personnel who have recently came in contact with SCP 3312 are to be detained and placed in Class A containment cells until they are cleared of all contaminated matter from SCP 3312. Individual classified as SCP 3312-2 is to be kept at minimum of 1km distance from the site at all times. Currently The only known individual affected by the SCP is a Romanian man A---- Mi--- who came into the contact with the SCP approximately 3 months ago. Foundation was alerted to the SCP after the Individual remarked on a social media app called discord about his experience with the SCP.
  7. Rest easy knowing the boys got our own back. (On several occasions) Rest in piss Joe Draken and M203, such a combination will not be missed.
  8. And yet, you still never caught me...
  9. Soon, fellow SCP lover. Trust in Harland.
  10. Please refer to my previous statement about your opinion
  11. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
  12. Anime profile, anything said by this use is by default voided
  13. The CIA have concluded their test after the Puggo FBI honeypot incident. Although the CIA gave up on SCP Father Harland has not. It WILL be back and better than ever.
  14. Praise Father Harland and all who follow. His subjects will know eternal SCP without the threat of groomers (Norra) and will be rewarded by his holiness.

    HarSoc.inc and it's employees will dig out root and steam the heathens and non believers.

    Glory to WG 

    1. Wesker

      Wesker

      very good mr haze, you are doing a fine job of showing your love for our country Werwolf Gaming.

      you are free to join the unofficial harland fanclub (HARSOC) at anytime.

    2. Jason Haze

      Jason Haze

      Mr Wesker,

      I would be honoured to join this club known as “HARSOC”.

      how does one join?

    3. Wesker

      Wesker

      you will be contacted and directly invited to it through discord after this message has been submitted

      see you soon

  15. What was your best/favourite SCP moment? Feel free to brag a little. Disqualified moments: Xunt resignation Draken removed from A-1 management SCP closure Harland doxx (Norra blacklist I'll allow, what a classic moment!)