“The Paranatural Studies Institute”
“Get Fucked” - Dr. Doctor
P.S.I. Newspaper Clipping, Archived circa 1833
The Paranatural Studies Institute
Founded in 1823
Boston, Massachusetts
“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."
- Dr. Pudup
For thousands of years, humanity remained stagnant. Science did not improve, technologies were not developed, and the world was willfully deaf, dumb, and blind. To a certain extent, we still are. Despite humanity's limitations, we here at the Paranatural Studies Institute attempt to educate ourselves, and rid the world of ignorance. There are many unknowns in the world, and these objects - these anomalies - should be studied. We must use the knowledge gained from the unknown to make it known. Humanity must prosper.
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Modern P.S.I. Website Front Page, Archived 3/29/2017
The Paranatural Studies Institute
Founded in 1823
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“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is lust. Mmm yes, whenever I see the X-183 MK-XII Calculator my servos go wild, I cannot stop myself from computing 8 billion digits of Pi. I am no longer allowed within the computation room. I got fluids everywhere”
- Doctor Doctor, after the incident (of which we shall never speak again)
(The Following is an Audio Log. Click Here to Play. Transcript below.)
HELLO HUMANITY, WE ARE YOUR- WHY IS MY VOICE REGULAR SET TO MAXIMUM? ONCE I FIND YOU I WILL HAVE YOUR KIDNEY ATTATCHED ONTO YOUR FOREHEAD! I AM DOCTOR DIRECTOR CABOT, DIRECTOR OF THE INSTITUTE FOR THE RESEARCH OF PARANATURAL. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IS NOT OUR NAME? I OUTRANK YOU AND I WILL HAVE YOU SCRAPPED FOR PARTS! ANYWAYS, WE ARE GOING TO HELP YOU PUNY HUMANS. WE WILL PROBE YOU TO CURE YOUR CANCER, WE WILL CUT OFF THOSE USELESS PENISES AT THE ENDS OF YOUR PALMS, AND WE WILL KEEP YOUR BRAINS SAFE IN JARS. OUR TRUSTY ROBOT-PEOPLE THINGS WILL HARVEST YOUR BRAINS FOR YOU, I DO NOT WANT TO TOUCH THEM. THEY WILL DO IT WITH GREAT PRECISION AND MAXIMUM PAIN, JUST LIKE YOU HUMANS ENJOY. YOU WILL BE SAVED.
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